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kmanrox 03-10-2004 08:52 AM

I was FOOLED by a TRANNY hooker last night..
 
..or at least she thought she was fooling me.... hahaha Spanish chick... took it anal without me having to ask... a face like a tanned anna kournikova with big fake titties and legwarmers over her legs and feet(i assume to hide some manly looking feet, which is nasty)

the best thing is...

she was spotted by HOVA as his choice of hooker (if he was going to bang a hooker, which he didnt want to, nor did he)....

HOVA LIKES TRANNIES... :thumbsup

candyflip 03-10-2004 08:56 AM

Sounds like a you had a nice night :1orglaugh

Jer 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

Arght!

TurboAngel 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

You had sex with a Tranny?


:Hollering

hova 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

I dont like Trannies! You know the hooker you did was fucked by a old handicaped man right before you did her?

You lost like 50K in the casino, and you got drunk after three small beers. You, my friend, are a little lady

SABAI 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

seems to me that you are gonna go to different places when back in bangkok; there are lots of ugl.... very nice looking trannies just 2 minutes from your appartment near foodland :Graucho

Jer 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
You had sex with a Tranny?


:Hollering

Again.

smokincash 03-10-2004 09:00 AM

Funny ! Be wise next time , check out befor "she" took off her clothes.:winkwink:

Hexor 03-10-2004 09:03 AM

Hehe funny story. :glugglug

Tranny ALERT!

kmanrox 03-10-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
I dont like Trannies! You know the hooker you did was fucked by a old handicaped man right before you did her?

You lost like 50K in the casino, and you got drunk after three small beers. You, my friend, are a little lady

the old guy before me wasnt handicapped.... but his hairdo was...

i didnt lose quite *50K* it was alot less than that... but i did DEFINITELY lose... but you jinxed me..

yes i did get drunk off of 3 beers... but i had an empty stomache...

i am NOT a lady.... you live in a city where there is a MONUMENT dedicated to HOMOSEXUALS.... amazingly enough it's called HOMOMONUMENT (seriously)....

kmanrox 03-10-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SABAI
seems to me that you are gonna go to different places when back in bangkok; there are lots of ugl.... very nice looking trannies just 2 minutes from your appartment near foodland :Graucho
man... . i've been banging trannies for years in bangkok! why do ppl think i joke when i talk on GFY? i never lie...

sasush says i screwed him for 1.6k... i admit i did... he violated my terms.... i fuck trannies sometimes.... i'm freaky like that...

zentz 03-10-2004 09:06 AM

lucky bastard...

Spudman 03-10-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
I dont like Trannies! You know the hooker you did was fucked by a old handicaped man right before you did her?

You lost like 50K in the casino, and you got drunk after three small beers. You, my friend, are a little lady

sounds like a bad night to me, shaggin a tranny?? and losing loads of money AND being a light weight. damn you down on your luck ?? :1orglaugh

kmanrox 03-10-2004 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spudman


sounds like a bad night to me, shaggin a tranny?? and losing loads of money AND being a light weight. damn you down on your luck ?? :1orglaugh

think of it this way

1. I can probably beat your ass
2. i can afford to lose alot of money and still laugh about it
3. im not repressed enough where i'll fuck anything with soft long legs, fake tits, does anal, and looks like a supermodel... regardless of what uptight Brits have hangups about..
4. lightweight? i consider myself a cheap date, mate.

TurboAngel 03-10-2004 09:11 AM

So you did have sex with a Tranny?


:winkwink:

Vitasoy 03-10-2004 09:12 AM

If you never shagged a tranny, your missing out... :Graucho

kmanrox 03-10-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
So you did have sex with a Tranny?


:winkwink:

i've had ... let me see... sex with approximately 100+ trannies in the last 2 years...

Basic_man 03-10-2004 09:14 AM

WTF !! You fucked a tranny?

fuelcell 03-10-2004 09:33 AM

this is disturbing

hova 03-10-2004 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


the old guy before me wasnt handicapped.... but his hairdo was...

i didnt lose quite *50K* it was alot less than that... but i did DEFINITELY lose... but you jinxed me..

yes i did get drunk off of 3 beers... but i had an empty stomache...

i am NOT a lady.... you live in a city where there is a MONUMENT dedicated to HOMOSEXUALS.... amazingly enough it's called HOMOMONUMENT (seriously)....

Why would a trannylover have problems with a Homomonument?? You need to lay off the weed!

hova 03-10-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


i've had ... let me see... sex with approximately 100+ trannies in the last 2 years...

Thats just so wrong, and funny at the same time. We should really write that book

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 09:53 AM

"She" my ass.

C-Bass 03-10-2004 09:53 AM

woa...this thread is gettin out of fukin control :helpme

kmanrox 03-10-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
"She" my ass.
it's called the 'third gender' look it up on google pipsqueak...

SABAI 03-10-2004 09:56 AM

i have yet to try trannies but franckly teh dick they have is a big turn off and fucking an operated tranny is of no use better off with a woman . got my dick sucked by a tranny once but i was quite drunk and didn't appreciete much.

jasonir 03-10-2004 09:59 AM

Fucking a tranny is at least 100,000X more disgusting that fucking a guy.

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
Fucking a tranny is at least 100,000X more disgusting that fucking a guy.
Fucking a tranny IS fucking a guy. :1orglaugh

stevecore 03-10-2004 10:01 AM

welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS!

jasonir 03-10-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Fucking a tranny IS fucking a guy. :1orglaugh

Ok, let me repharase...

Fucking a tranny is at least 100,000X worse than fucking a normal male with no boobs.

stevecore 03-10-2004 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


it's called the 'third gender' look it up on google pipsqueak...

yeah! dumbass! look it up on google!

if it's on the internet it 100% TRUE!!!!! didn't you know that!?!

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore


yeah! dumbass! look it up on google!

if it's on the internet it 100% TRUE!!!!! didn't you know that!?!

I know a bunch of closet homo's try to pass off fucking a guy that decided to take hormones to grow boobs, shave his legs, and wear a skirt as being straight.

hova 03-10-2004 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


it's called the 'third gender' look it up on google pipsqueak...

I think you should go take a shower now, there are stray dogs waiting for you

Chris 03-10-2004 10:05 AM

haha this thread is comedy

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
haha this thread is comedy
As is every thread on the topic of guys with tits.

TurboAngel 03-10-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


i've had ... let me see... sex with approximately 100+ trannies in the last 2 years...


Shit, I hope you used protection.


:thumbsup

stevecore 03-10-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


I know a bunch of closet homo's try to pass off fucking a guy that decided to take hormones to grow boobs, shave his legs, and wear a skirt as being straight.

true... there's still a ding-dong hanging between those "soft long legs".

Ramster 03-10-2004 10:09 AM

Sounds like a good typical night for kman. :thumbsup

Poo-Chee 03-10-2004 10:12 AM

a tranny? you're nasty man... :helpme

kmanrox 03-10-2004 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


I know a bunch of closet homo's try to pass off fucking a guy that decided to take hormones to grow boobs, shave his legs, and wear a skirt as being straight.

you're obviously a Stock trader and not an adult webmaster...

tranny porn is strictly marketed to STRAIGHT MEN....

deal with the pain kids...

cold_ice 03-10-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Fucking a tranny IS fucking a guy. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Axeman 03-10-2004 10:18 AM

umm not really sure what to say here? You knew you were with a tranny, and still went for it?

kmanrox 03-10-2004 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axeman
umm not really sure what to say here? You knew you were with a tranny, and still went for it?
of course... you only live life once, right?

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

you're obviously a Stock trader and not an adult webmaster...

tranny porn is strictly marketed to STRAIGHT MEN....

deal with the pain kids...

I know who the tranny niche is marketed to. Doesn't mean shit. My traffic is supposedly straight dating traffic but when I throw a bi-sexual guy in the mix conversions go through the roof. 1 closet homo or 100000000000, fucking a guy is still fucking a guy regardless of tits, shaved legs, clothes, and injected hormones. :1orglaugh

Lykos 03-10-2004 10:21 AM

Hahaha:thumbsup

kmanrox 03-10-2004 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


I know who the tranny niche is marketed to. Doesn't mean shit. My traffic is supposedly straight dating traffic but when I throw a bi-sexual guy in the mix conversions go through the roof. 1 closet homo or 100000000000, fucking a guy is still fucking a guy regardless of tits, shaved legs, clothes, and injected hormones. :1orglaugh

translation: yes k-man, i am a closet homo, and i just encryptedly admitted it

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


translation: yes k-man, i am a closet homo, and i just encryptedly admitted it

Haha, not a chance in hell. I don't care where you stick your pecker but as for mine, it's staying away from male anus even when attached to a person with tits and a sexual identification disorder. :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-10-2004 10:25 AM

Hey kman, are you still in Amsterdam now or what?

Did Hova try to touch you in fnuny places? I heard scary things about him.

kmanrox 03-10-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Haha, not a chance in hell. I don't care where you stick your pecker but as for mine, it's staying away from male anus even when attached to a person with tits and a sexual identification disorder. :1orglaugh

translation: i reall *am* a closet homo, but i love a good debate to divert the attention to my sexuality

MPBWhitney 03-10-2004 10:26 AM

HI KMAN good too see your still kickin' it!!! :winkwink:

kmanrox 03-10-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Hey kman, are you still in Amsterdam now or what?

Did Hova try to touch you in fnuny places? I heard scary things about him.


no he didnt try anything.... he told me a cool story about pissing on the window of a redlight district hooker one night when they found out she was a tranny though which i found amusing...


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