I feel like getting up to no good
 

just one of those mood...need to do something that isn't straight laced. Not sure what though.

Drink milk right out of the carton while standing in the doorway of the open fridge. That always makes me feel like a baddass...... my dad would have killed me back when I still lived at home for that. :D

Do some pushups.

Smoke a blunt and watch How High. :thumbsup

lol

lactose intolerent.


man, being a bad ass isn't as easy as it used to be.

haaaaaaaa...oh you were serious.

Drive here and give me a spanking... :Graucho

Hows your vibrator collection?:Graucho

damn I was just doing that

The OJ container or pepsi bottle works almost as well.

I work for the sextoyking...I think my collection beats just about anyones ;)

you're in london i see,so what's not kosher over there..walk around with Bush 04' t-shirt, or i support captial punishment t-shirt

Makes for a funny ass night, doesn't it!?

"I'm taking you off my buddy list, bitch!" :1orglaugh

Ew, I know what you can do. Whip open your curtains, get naked and take out some of those delicious sex toys and masturbate in front of the open window. Seriously, that is a very erotic and naughty thing to do, and the cops sure can't arrest you for being naughty in you're own home. :winkwink:

have adrink youll feelbetter

lol..it is 5am..in an hour I should go sit at the bus stop downstairs and laugh at people. When they ask why I am laughing I will just say it is beause they have to commute.

yeah, that will show 'em.

I felt the same thing this morning ... my gf slept all day too

Photograph (or better yet, videotape) yourself with one of your toys and post it on GFY.

see but then I would have to wake hubby up to do me in front of the window..need to be finished off. That and my mother in law lives across the way...sure she would love that vision as her wake up call.

smoke a blunt and go streaking

thats one of my fav. lines of the movie..or 'what are u doing ivory,walking around fuckin with the living?":1orglaugh :1orglaugh

might work as good birth control aid for the rest of the folks here.

Isn't there a few areas of London where they have street performers like Mimes and stuff? I suggest going up to a mime and while he's pretending to be trapped in an invisible box, haul off and bitchslap the sonnovabitch a good one upside his fucking mime head. Knock him into a mime stupor.


Nothing like a good mime-whacking to make you feel like a baddass. :thumbsup

Try picking or scratching the inside of your ears. Smell your finger afterwards. Hmmm...the joy of the scent of nature.

TeenGodfather, is that you??


:1orglaugh

he doesn't have the fairy wand I love so much.

:1orglaugh that was funny shit too - Redman kept trying walk through shit thinkin he was like Ivory. Crazy ass movie.

:1orglaugh

Seriously, go whack some mimes in Picadilly Circus.




I hate them fucking mimes.

half hour train away..they don't run for another 20 minutes. Damn mimes. They aren't as bad as those human statue bitches though.

You could be right. You best take a cricket bat with you.



Nothing settles a mime down faster than a cricket bat to the head.

Are you talking about the one's in the department store windows? Because I would love nothing more than to bitch slap their asses back to where ever they came from. There's something about those human statues that rub me the wrong way....:)

or makes those fucking statues move. Give me a 50 pence piece and I will twitch my nose. *crack* take that you plastered up bastards.

no these ones stand in tourist areas. They are usually wanna be actors. They paint their bodies so that they look like a statue. Then they stand on something and stay really still so that someone will think they are really a statue. Then, if someone drops some money in their hat they reward the sucker with moving a bit into a new position.

wankers.

Ah, well, we have nothing like that in Montana. :) But from the sounds of it, I could learn to hate them, too. Damn statues anyway!

http://sjayne.com/gfy/statues.jpg


human statues on a break in covent garden

LOL, that one on the right is sitting there drinking a glass of wine (?) looking like he just got caught wanking off.

I can honestly say I've never seen anything like this before. I really do need to get out more often.

the silver ones are the ones that really piss me off because just about all of them are sliver ones. When I used to work out in the real world there was one of the silver statue guys that would bike past my office window on the way to covent garden every morning. I mean really, a statue on a bike?