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com 03-09-2004 08:05 PM

Odd Request: I need to buy LARGE volumes of hitbot traffic for cheap!
 
As the subject says, I am testing some new tools Im working on, what's the most traffic i can purchase per day for how much. I want hitbot traffic... human surfers don't mean shit to me this is sheer volume.

Chris 03-09-2004 08:22 PM

i can click refresh for 50$ an hour

i

sumphatpimp 03-09-2004 08:24 PM

why not just ping the server, continuously

Spunky 03-09-2004 08:24 PM

Fucking stupid thread...buy a hitbot and do it yourself.

Juicy D. Links 03-09-2004 08:27 PM

make this post on a russian forum and youll get 300 posts

Ash@phpFX 03-09-2004 08:27 PM

why the hell do you want hitbot traffic?

arial 03-09-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
why the hell do you want hitbot traffic?
...

Quote:

Originally posted by com
I am testing some new tools Im working on

Dirty F 03-09-2004 08:40 PM

http://www.e-web.net/scripts/robinhood/

Buy it yourself. Version 5 is out, its really good.

detoxed 03-09-2004 08:42 PM

Click refresh like I used to do with my linkexchange.com banner in 1997

com 03-09-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
why the hell do you want hitbot traffic?
if you had to ask, you obviously didn't read my post.

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
why not just ping the server, continuously
A funny feeling tells me you can get this one. But just in case you need some help, it's not a bunch of web requests. And even if it's a smurf attack or DDOS it's still not web traffic is it.

Thanks to people who really responded, some things are a little deeper then your initial thaught.

As far as why I don't buy a hitbot and do it myself, I do not have the time for it and have no need to produce such traffic after testing. Why else would I want to BUY hitbot traffic.

xxxads 03-09-2004 09:52 PM

use a webserver benchmark tool... that'll do it! :)

hottshot 03-09-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
http://www.e-web.net/scripts/robinhood/

Buy it yourself. Version 5 is out, its really good.

"Due to excessive fraud attempts, the online order form has been temporarily removed. " :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Easton 03-09-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
i can click refresh for 50$ an hour
LMFAO :1orglaugh

shermo 03-09-2004 10:37 PM

Hit up one of the millions or Russian TGP's and ask for some of their skimmed traffic. :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 03-09-2004 10:40 PM

Go ask russian forums you will get lot of answers

com 03-09-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Go ask russian forums you will get lot of answers
And how do i find a russian forum where they speak english ;)

Theo 03-09-2004 10:43 PM

talk to sexocean

beemk 03-09-2004 10:45 PM

starting your own tgp?

com 03-09-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
starting your own tgp?
hahah, I may be an asshole sometimes, but one thing I'm not is a shadey business man. Sharks don't last.

Special Eddie 03-09-2004 10:52 PM

You want to do load testing? or you want to do hitbot detection?

if it's load testing then http://openload.sourceforge.net/ works well.

com 03-09-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Special Ed
You want to do load testing? or you want to do hitbot detection?

if it's load testing then http://openload.sourceforge.net/ works well.

I've used that before, and it's definately in my toolbelt but not quite what i need for this application. Thank you anyhow!

Steve 03-09-2004 11:16 PM

Battuss
do you really need to be posting links like that here?

Dirty F 03-10-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
Battuss
do you really need to be posting links like that here?

Just trying to help the guy out :/

HomeTown_Hero 03-10-2004 12:17 PM

hmmm setting up to scam someone soon? :helpme

Head 03-10-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Fucking stupid thread...buy a hitbot and do it yourself.
ya not shit!


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