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<h3h> my friends number at home is JUG-CHAT
<h3h> i tease her abou tit
<h3h> er

<`TroLL> you know when its time to jerk off when the vice cities hookers are turning you on

<Prae> god religion makes me sick
<TK-42-1> yep
<DeathVipr> amen

<slackor> i had like 4 leonardo action figures because my parents couldn't tell the difference when buying them

<rt> neo and trinity
<rt> are really machines
<Phalanx`> no they arent, theyre just really bad actors

<h3h> hrm...she doesn't look asian
<h3h> ...come to think of it...she doesn't look like a she

<Arcus_> I was noticing today that Uma is kinda built like me
<DeathVipr> yeah i think your tits are bigger though arcus

<Prae1> When customers say they want extra sweet and sour sauce, I write down "extra ss" and then I yell out SIEG HEIL

<DRLEGO> i remember once in highschool i told my mom i couldnt go to school that day because my legs didnt boot up

<DRLEGO> If it's for X-Box only, then go eat the cookies that come from my anus.

<Sh0t> So, how much software do you want to buy?
<h3h> none
<DeathVipr> GREAT 500 IT IS

<DeathVipr> shut up Icyberg you only support rape because it's the reason you exist

<slackor> if smallpox comes out before HL2 I am gonna be pissed

<Gabriel1> My college cut off my internet access.
<WWolf2k3> Well they didnt cut it off well enough
<WWolf2k3> your ass is still typing

<Grumm> some guy at UCSB died in May because of self-asphyxiation during masturbation
<rt> how are you on IRC then grumm?

<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?
<Doomers> What program is IRL?
<Mal> my god

<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.

<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(

<Calle1> You ain't got a pussy, and if you think I'm gonna toss the sallad, think again

<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard?

<cndz> what would jesus do
<Josh> probably get crucified and die

<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing

<HairyPrin> i'm going to Montreal on the 6th, and have already got me a bitch lined up there
<DeathVipr> oooh you secured a date with marbleman?

<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties
<LULU> You wear pants don't you?

<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you.

Video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - K. Wilson, Nintendo

<Supra87T> now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny

<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on the fridge??

<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a clown
<killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do somersaults?

<cptchris F O O> i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards

<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses?
<Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't

<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

<dsbnh|VC> saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
<dsbnh|VC> first thing that hit me was "may contain nuts"

*** Now talking in #deaf
<shery> hey
<Dirge> what?

<DeathVipr> when god was passing out forum retards, lego said "ill take them all!"

<WullOw> french foreign legion is hard as hell
<PoP-PoP> you have to carry that white flag everywhere

<mud_golem> hey, fran i need a pic of you to show my friend why we hate you so much

<DeathVipr> the dachau wartime hebrew resort
<Sh0t> come. stay. relax.

<DRLEGO> dude my dvdrom wont eject my dvd
<rt> LEGO PLZ DRAG THE DVD INTO THE TRASH CAN
<rt> THAT'S HOW YOU EJECT

<PoP-PoP> i never killed anyone
<PoP-PoP> i only shot person. and thats me
<PoP-PoP> accidently shot my own foot.

<Kylratix> ok, golden rule of internet dating
<Kylratix> get a picture of their full body

<par1ments> you deaf kenf?
<kenf> Yes.
<slackor> you should team up with a blind guy for 120 minutes of comedy

<DeathVipr> is it really a dress if it's two pieces?
<Sh0t> they should rename them "Boner makers"
<complex> is it really a boner if it's two pieces?

<hopscotch> i found out that dv chat when he see the word: boobs , nipple , ass and boy

<Sh0t> i ruled all in jk2
<slackor> sh0t was lando

<Trikk> sometimes I feel like lego is conducting experiments with us on the forum
<Trikk> but then I go eat some ice cream and forget about it

<Phalanx> good goddamn those two from PA are ugly bastards
<Quartzbld> well you cant really expect much from webcomic artists

<Lelon> you are contrarian
<Sh0t> nope
<Lelon> see

<heff_> you should just take the site offline so someone doesnt inadvertantly stumble across it
<heff_> and decide to throw themself out a window

<Prae> American Democracy, just knock out 2 of our towers

<DRLEGO> having the slowest processor in an irc channel is like having the smallest dick on the football team

<Prae> This live bombing of Iraq is sponsored by Microsoft, where do you want to go today

<Wertdagf> ITS A JOKE YOU STUPID RETARDS!!!! OMG!!!! O NOS, TEH WARBUKETS HAEV BENE HAKCED!!!11

<Prae> its war time, baby
<slackor> i gotta set my tivo up to record the first bombing, dont want to miss a thing

<Sh0t> Im more of a rusher than a techer for drinking

<mrX> with that [TillerMaN] hero, your units have to pay YOU to be produced.

<toNt> tuffguy: hey, let us handle the comic. you handle taking it up the poop shoot

<DRLEGO> the only reason i look at pictures on the net of other people is to see if i can make fun of them on my website..

<Piratey1> how do you pronounce xylol?
<xylol> i pronounce it "xylol"

<xylol> my name is xylol
<xylol> would you ever consider
<xylol> having sex with me

<GC> What does NASA stand for?
<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts

<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth

<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<Wrench> im a tool

<wig> Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time

<slackor> 8-Year-Old Carefully Invests Dreidel Winnings

<Sh0t> Jibe needs one of those cartoon lightbulbs to flash over his head
<Kylratix> or an anvil

<N0Hope> fuckign maerican
<N0Hope> die in twin tower fat hamburger

<DRLEGO> i love our forums they are so intresting
<DRLEGO> its like an ant farm but instead of ants its full of idiots

<Prae> somewhere in the world.... a kid is beating up a homeless person with a 3200 baud modem
<Prae> and a slow death it is

<toNt0r> featuring a fun loving bear, a yellow thing, and/or a purple thing
<DeathVipr> wow going in a whole new direction, eh?

<DeathVipr> i think someone needs to rejew for their economics test

<Bowman> Screw rocks, eggs have splash damage...

<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man

<slackor> get em to organize your porn too
<slackor> i arange mine by number of holes penetrated

<slackor> fighting the last boss is like finally banging the girl you have always wanted

<BFDD> 9/11 was necessary we needed to get out of high upkeep

<Phalanx> sh0ts not black, hes just overdone

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<slackor> like a domain is going to help you in the year 2037, you need shotguns and ramen noodles then

<DeathVipr> its korean its not supposed to make sense

<slackor> i just e-mailed my dad a link
<slackor> and he sent me that "welcome to last year" pic

<complex> MAGIC NOW BYE
<slackor> magic...
<slackor> the gathering of virgins

*** Quits: f|ux (6 kills in a row in Unreal Tournament; MonsterKill. In Quake3; Excellent. In Counter-Strike; "Kicked by console")

<DRLEGO> GARrhhghgh
<ruin-> ohh shit drlego just lusted

<Guruchild> MY PENIS
<CJM> calm down guru noones trying to take it away from u

<slackor> If you listen, you can almost hear the muffled cries of millions of tiny unborn geeks as they are shot into a tissue.

<Liquide> i think the cleaning lady stole my warez

<mikk> i found suicide kings on morpheus
<mikk> but when i opened it, it was just some 4 second clip of a guy jacking off on some girl's face

<DeathVipr> i wonder if the sentinels ever wake up the druids just to have sex

<DeathVipr> "ok i killed the demon... you wanna fuck before i go back to the emerald dream?"
<Phalanx> ysera never puts out

<DeathVipr> the world editor is too powerful! we need to nerf it!

<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window