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Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 05:11 AM

Everyone who doesn't sleep alone, here is an assignment

If you sleep with someone, like a wife, girlfriend, sister, whatever, next time you go to sleep, and you're laying there, give her a dutch oven. Then post the hilarious results here, in either video, picture, or text form.

For those that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and hold your wifes head under there until she either kicks your ass or passes out from lack of breathable oxygen. :thumbsup

=^..^=

03-09-2004 05:13 AM

Fh you are banned from reading this thread :helpme

Burtman

03-09-2004 05:14 AM

I don't think I could get a picture of it.

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burtman
I don't think I could get a picture of it.

Yeah, it could be tough, but take one for the team. :)

Firehorse

03-09-2004 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
Fh you are banned from reading this thread :helpme

I typed this with my eyes closed! :Graucho

schiz

03-09-2004 05:15 AM

I do it to myself all the time. Its a good ol' time.

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by schiz
I do it to myself all the time. Its a good ol' time.

HAHAHA

Rorschach

03-09-2004 05:22 AM

So you're meant to do it until they're limp and not breathing? Sounds great! :thumbsup

runaway

03-09-2004 05:38 AM

HAHAH

Paul Waters

03-09-2004 05:40 AM

I really don't want to give my wife a reason to not go down there.

:Graucho

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
I really don't want to give my wife a reason to not go down there.

:Graucho

Aww come on man, make a sacrifice for the sake of our entertainment. It'll be worth it in the end. :winkwink:

=^..^=

03-09-2004 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallrats

Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

T.S.: No, why do you ask?

Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

T.S.: [Retches]

Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallrats

Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

T.S.: No, why do you ask?

Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

T.S.: [Retches]

Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Steve

03-09-2004 06:20 AM

Quote:

inspiration for The Farthammer?

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve

inspiration for The Farthammer?

That site is damned funny.

Raf1	03-09-2004 06:31 AM

Great idea, I'll have to try it! :1orglaugh

pradaboy

03-09-2004 06:47 AM

er... this wasn't what I expected :helpme

Shoehorn!

03-09-2004 09:08 PM

It's getting late on the mainland, DO IT.

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