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Axzar 03-08-2004 01:16 PM

If I only had a brain.
 
I can't figure out why more of you don't want to sign up for our affiliate program.

I know only a few of you here, so I haven't pissed anyone off yet.

Is it because you think the products are a goof?

Do they not match your business plan?

I just got the a copy of our affiliate report history for this year to date.


We have had:
37595 Clicks to our banners since January 1, 2004
We have had 446 Orders.
We had paid just over $9K in commissions.
These are with little BS Sites, not with youse big guns.


Our Lowest Converting Affiliate with over ten orders since January has converted at 1:2000 but has has 46 orders and made $600.

Our Best Converting Affiliate Affiliate is 1:11 with 58 orders and $1150 in Commissions.

RateMyCock picture site is 1:200 With $220 paid.

Why don't you want to get on board? Maybe I can remove the obstacle?

Thanks in advance,
Ax

Lykos 03-08-2004 03:53 PM

?:helpme

4Pics 03-08-2004 03:54 PM

i don't know who you are?

Why aren't you promoting datinggold.com ?

herbalpaul 03-08-2004 03:57 PM

I doubt your affiliates appreciate that you are posting their websites and earnings on a public forum. I sure wouldn?t.

Dveron 03-08-2004 04:03 PM

Give away 25 X-boxes and they'll sign up like flys to shit or have some banners made with a Ferrari or H2 in it :Graucho

Axzar 03-09-2004 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbalpaul
I doubt your affiliates appreciate that you are posting their websites and earnings on a public forum. I sure wouldn?t.
They will get over it, it is just a snapshot. We are not talking tens of thousands of dollars.


Who am I? You haven't met me unless you've seen me at Consumtionjunction here in ATL the past three years. I used to rent space from them, and did some PT work for them. My name is Doug and I would call myself and internetraprenuer. AKA Guy just like you who does not want to work for "The Man".

I work for Liberator Shapes Full time at their offices, and

Part-time as eBay ID Axzar3000.

I sell Laptop Mounts for Cars
and Pillows to sexually mount your partner.

I guess that makes me a mounting specialist.

I will check out dating Gold.


As far as the X-boxes,
I will have to pull a Rick Latona.

Bring me traffic resulting in orders totalling $2000 , I will send you an X-box. Our average sale is $200, only 10 orders.

hoe_vender 03-09-2004 10:28 AM

Who are you

zentz 03-09-2004 10:36 AM

yes... if you only had a brain

Axzar 03-09-2004 10:36 AM

Me:

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/40...me08010339.jpg

Axzar 03-09-2004 10:38 AM

http://www.radiowired.com/auctionrecords/i/ico_doug.gif

Axzar 03-09-2004 10:39 AM

http://www.axzar.com/images/12smokinax.gif


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