More movies that suck
 

horrible fucking movies:

About Schmidt: bizarre and slow
Lost In Translation: also bizarre and slow, and add boring to the list.
Daredevil: Something about seeing Ben Afleck in skin tight red leather is very disturbing.
Hulk: was on the fence for a long time with this one, but have now decided that it does indeed suck.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: absolutely fucking horrible. DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE!
Freddy vs. Jason: serious cheese overdose. But for the record, I'm glad Jason kicked that stupid fuckers ass.
Underworld: *sigh*.... sorry, I'm still not buying into the vampire thing.

I thought Lost in Translation was a nice easy movie with good acting. What sort of movies do you like Amputate Your Head?

didn't see any of the movies you mentioned, except for Hulk and Lost...

Hulk sucked.

I enjoyed lost in translation though. Absolutely stunning cinematography. solid acting, though the script was weak at times. the film was more about location than anything else imo.

a nice movie with good acting?? That movie was so damned boring I nearly turned it off halfway through.... kept waiting for something to happen.... anything to happen..... and it never did. So it boils down to 2 hours of some lame schmuck's life that goes to Japan and is miserable.

woohoo! Not. Who the hell thought anyone would be interested in that?


anyway..... moving on. some GOOD movies:

SeaBiscuit
Intolerable Cruelty
Oceans Eleven
Pulp Fiction
Cabin Fever
Basic
American Pie
Van Wilder
U571
etc....

Lost in Translation was a good movie, the rest of the list all suck. The Hulk is one of the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie is a certain movie one of our fellow GFYers wanted me to go to. The movie was: ONE MOTHERFUCKING HOUR MOTHERFUCKING PHOTO :ak47: :BangBang:

Van Wilder is a funny movie, looks a bit strange in that list (wich I had to edit, because you made some typos)

How can you not like Freddy vs Jason? It's hillarious :thumbsup

I apologized many times for taking you to see that one. I honestly thought it was Insomnia. But you made me watch the Hulk. That?s right people; HOVA OWNS THE HULK!:ugone2far :ugone2far

yeah, One Hour Photo was pretty bad too.....

and that other one Robin Williams did a while ago... I think it was something started with an "I".... can't remember the name now.


where he was some whack job writer in some cabin and killed someone....

Some more shitty movies:

Any Star Wars movie.
Any Matrix Movie.
Forrest Gump.
Any film with Will Smith except for Six Degrees of Separation.

it's just too cheesy. I don't mind lowbrow, but it's gotta be funny/witty lowbrow. Freddy flicks are just... well, bad.

:Oh crap

and add The Royal Tenenbaums to the list of crap movies too...

i like everyone that was in that movie, but the movie itself was too fucking weird.

Also, The Medallion. Jackie Chan. I rented this one by accident.... meant to get something else, but The Medallion was in the case when I got home, so fuck it.... I watched it.

shouldn't have.


but then Jackie Chan movies are bad anyway and I knew this.

JAckie Chan movies all suck ass.

I officialyapologize for owning the hulk, please dont hate me for it

Oow oow, can I be the first to say 'Waterworld'. Hihi it went only 110 mil over it's 50 mil budget :Graucho .

yeah, I own it too..... I used to buy all my movies. Just this year started renting them first, because it seemed everything coming out was crap, and I got sick of burning $20 a pop on these movies that are complete junk.

in fact, I should really go through my collection and eliminate 75% of the shit in there. I think Blockbuster will take trades now.... give you like, half off on movie purchases if you trade in.

Except ROTK, Lost in Translation was one of the best films I've seen in ages. Pretty patchy script made up for by great direction and performances. Just perfect acting by Murray, especially in the second half of the film, he should have won oscar imho :thumbsup

Some useful info in this thread. Thanx guys.

Jackie Chan's movies always have sorry endings. Anybody see Rumble in the Bronx? Damn the ending left you with WTF the movies over?

I buy a lot, used to buy allmost everything. I dont like to rent, and I dont really car about spening 15$ on a dvd I only watch ones. I just like the view of a shitload of dvd's

Once Upon A Time In Mexico


(drumroll.....)



suck.



I watched this one twice to make sure I didn't miss something important, and after the second watching.... no, I didn't miss anything. It sucked.

The Hulk was so bad i was disappointed

Jackie Chan sn't always terrible, Rush hour 1 & 2 ruled!!
(Chris Tucker was brilliant!!)

I have to add a good movie, Shawshank Redemption is pretty fucking good!!

And for the bad ones, how about "The Postman"??

:1orglaugh Thanks man, I thought I was the only one! I turned it off the first time, but had to try it again and watched the whole shitty thing. Big time dissapointment!

Oh, and anyone seen Rosemaries baby?
What a fucking waste of time that was!!

a lot of movies fall into the middle range too.... not necessarily horrible movies, but ones you don't ever really wanna see again....


Not a bad movie, but not like I need to see it again either:

Radio
Open Range
Hollow Man
Runaway Jury
etc....

Rush Hour 1 was okay, but that wasn't thanks to that Jackie Chan! And why would one post a good movie in a "more movies that suck thread"??

And the postmen sucks mucho

And what about "the mothman prophecies"?
or "Driven"??

Just trying to minimize the negativity :winkwink:

More movies that suck; Just about all Van Damme and Steven Segal movies!

I loved Lost In Translation as well, and the script was mostly improvised in the middle of the night, so It was pretty damned good for NO script.

Movies I can watch countless times

Godfather
Godfather 2
Casablanca
Pulp Fiction
Steel Magnolia's (OK so I like chick flicks)
Moonstruck
My Cousin Vinny
12 Angry Men (Either one original or remake)
Shindlers List
Silence of the Lambs

Movies I wouldn't watch again at gunpoint

The Avengers
Daredevil
Titanic
The Astronauts Wife
Any slasher movie ever made
The Ring
Signs

Insomnia.

Steven Segal and Jean Claude have both never made a decent movie, remember Street Fighter? or Glimmerman??

The avengers has to be one of the worst ever, I forgot about it

Yeah, wasn't that the one with Sean Connery and Uma Thurman + some English guy?
Man I think I had blocked that out!!

good for you :thumbsup

Cool:1orglaugh

Still have to check out Lost in translation and Underworld but yeh the rest of the list sucks for sure

For the record, Freddy kicked Jason's ass!:321GFY

Watched House of 1000 Corpses yesterday.

Truly one of the most disturbing films I have ever seen

Lost In Translation was good IMO.
I also liked The Last Samurai a lot.

One Hour Photo was the most disappointing movie ever. I really wanted to see Robin Williams play a sick demented killer. Barely one quick bloody scene in the whole movie.

I loved Lost in translation. Its very powerfull, but you must have an open mind to see it and not excepting a funny comedy from Bill Murray.

About Schmidt was also very good, but I wont see it again, its just TOO PAINFUL to watch.

Hulk SUCKED, the CGI are amazing, but the fucking plot and that crappy comic movie effect fucked up all the movie..

Freddy vs. Jason was a dissapointment, I was expecting to see gore and black humour and I only get cheesy effects, stupid plot, unfunny jokes and a end that sucked big time...

I dont mind to see the others movies because I know they sucks.

Something's Gotta Give also sucked BIG TIME...

He didn't play a killer, did he?

You should know

From your first list, I thought Lost in Translation is worth seeing but not worth the hoopla it got, also I love Underworld but I have a thing for vampire movies. I thought Oceans Eleven was pretty lame, especially considering the cast, but maybe you have to have a soft spot for the original to really enjoy it?

Anyone seen The Missing with Cate Blanchet and Tommy Lee Jones was a pretty good 'western' movie.

Wow, your reading skills are waaayyy better then Amp's :Graucho

Das fucken Boot :)

Also:

8 1/2
Requem for a dream (lez double-dildo scene)
American Movie
Amelie

Another fucked up movie is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sucks mucho ass

I liked About Schmidt...I was kinda surprised at how different it was.

by the pic on the dvd cover etc I was expecting some movie that would be really loopy when that's not it at all.

I was totally cracking up over those letters he would send to "matumbo."