you know i have a 9-5 right? Wanna see the office? (pics)
 

not the best pics, but i stopped in there today and snapped some pics.


here is pic from above the cube nextdoor:
http://www.jizzbank.com/delete/office/1.jpg


heres pic from standing in doorway of mine:
http://www.jizzbank.com/delete/office/2.jpg


theres a zillion of them, here is a birds-eye view:
http://www.jizzbank.com/delete/office/3.jpg


its just this goofy little cube i guess, but since the cash they pay me puts me in the 6 figure range, id be glad to not make fun of them lol

God, what a horror must that be.

that was the single fastest reply ive seen in years lol

and how does your 9-5 pays? :glugglug

Do you ever jack off while sitting in your little office?

:1orglaugh

nobody will see it heh

man i feel for ya:( last time i worked in a cubicle i became claustaphobic........ well good luck:thumbsup

phone sex operator??

Who's jacking off in the office next to you? :helpme

quit your day job. working online is easier.

you make six figures in cube land?

uh huh....

im sorry

You poor, poor man... I feel for you! :)

no i dont lol

$80k + bonus in cubeland, then anything i make in adult.

combined = 6 figures easily

pluss benefits, paid vacation and sick time!



:thumbsup

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src="http://www.jizzbank.com/delete/office/3.jpg">

... man, I used to work in a office like that for 4 years, aftre beeing on the job for one year they forgot about me, but I was still getting payed, sometimes I took more than 3 weeks off ... no one noticed. in the end the company went bottom up, otherwise I'd be still working ... errr chilling ... for them.

been there, done that, bought the shirt

lol

Is that the office of adult.com ? :1orglaugh

underwriter / mortgage consultant

nice window :)

I'm looking for one of those just to keep me on my feet. Last year I was by no means rich but I would have been considered a big spender and man about town. Just out of school and making(and wasting) money my friends would kill to have.

Then drugs happened. Luckily I have family to look out for me now and I'm still making cash, it's just going to legal expenses and whatnot.

Lesson: stay away from drugs and you won't need a dayjob if you work in porn.

what lender?

:1orglaugh

you know as much as i would have bitched to get next to the window, i dont think ive looked out there a single time haha

so fucking hectic durring the day, i dont have time to think about how tired i am from sitting up all night doing my adult stuff lol

Argent. We are the wholesale side of Ameriquest

whats this i hear about you having a problem with your tps reports?

OMG the shadiest motherfuckers in the biz. Dont ya love those 6 month prepay penaltys on 2-28 arm loans? LOL I bet your busy with all the subprime 550 transunion out of bankruptcy mortgages. What a joy:glugglug

Nice office.

:1orglaugh

did you get the memo?

i have about 400 loans per month go through me per month that i need to underwrite, process, and make them work.

last month was my best month ever at 62 fundings :/

shows you how much we WONT let through heh

we are more strict than most companies ive been working for in the past, including wells fargo.

one good thing is that EVERY appraisal goes through the review dept.

the basically ensures the callateral just in case ...

as long as the value is there and we hold the lein, doesnt really matter what else we allow through, we will always be protected.

:2 cents:

Reminds me of the boiler room I ran back in the 80's!

:thumbsup Good memories!

BTW Ameriquest are the shady fuckers. Thats why we have a different name lol

Ameriquest (retail) has been known to close loans prior to appraisal

wtf is that about? lol

Argent is a whole other animal ...

If hell exists - THIS is what it looks like :helpme

the appraiser works for the broker, dont underestimate that EVER....bumped appraisals are the heart.

anyone with a close working existence with ameriquest are suspect. :2 cents:

100% right which is why we have EACH one go through a review process.

90% of them come back with stips (conditions) and some are even turned down on the spot.

being in the business so long and working on retail for so long, i know lots of the tricks, and now it is my job to find the shadyness in each deal and make sure the loan is not a bad risk to the company

trust me i COMPLETELY understand and hear it each day from brokers.

but from the inside i can say we are completely different.

the company is not public, it is owned by a single guy, both argent and ameriquest.

he knows ameriquest is shady which is why he wanted his wholesale side to have a new name, seperate entity, etc.

its hard to gain brokers respect being attached to ameriquest, but slowly they are learning how different we are.

the wife has owned a title company for years and we been through all the nonsense. Good Luck to ya

Even if I've harvested leads for them through an affiliate program? :helpme

I hope I never have to have an office like that, let alone work for someone.

any tips on buying a house?

yes

like what? I need a "for instance" type of question

BaAAaAa...

Just follow the sheep in front of you. :glugglug

Wow, that really sucks man.

god that says it all! :1orglaugh

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

sheep.

Sorry lil, I have 2 people in my office workin with me, that came from Ameriquest.

They're scammers.

Though argent will take any f-in loan in the world, at a ungodly huge rate tho

is argent hiring those with new experience but willing to learn?

Looking for a job :Graucho