Big Fucking Deal Donovan
 

'I don't use toilet paper........' well whoopdee damn doo doo


take a look at the title under "Mutt"


yeah, it's true, I don't use toilets, now THAT is living on the edge!

Now thats a real man! RESPECT

so, you got a bag or what? inquiring minds want to know :glugglug

I usually pop a squat in the woods and wipe my ass with the nearest rodent.

hey that's a pretty good guess. but no, that's not it. there is no secret, i just don't use the terlet.

i'm not saying it's good or cool to not use a toilet, i just never got potty trained.

so don't crap on the floor and then go 'Well Mutt does it'.

neither me nor Charles Barkely are good role models nor do we pretend to be.

you didnt answer my question :)

what kind of bag? you mean a colostomy bag right?

no, i don't have one of those.

you should be a lawyer.

What happens when one bites?

thinking about it, you still didnt answer.... if you dont use a toilet, what do you use?

:glugglug

hasn't happened yet...I think they are in shock thinking to themselves:
"this mother fucker is actually using me to wipe his ass."

ok, i have strategically placed sand piles, when the urge comes I just take a dump in the sand, then kick some sand over it.

it's like a litter box but there is no box.

... and I thought I was the only one that did that. shit. :glugglug