How many women bleach their assholes?
 

This thread was inspired by Donny (Donovan). Give credit where credit is due.

We would all prefer a nice pink asshole showing in our porn instead of shit brown. So how do you get this done and how many models or anyone for that matter do this? Share your secret on how to do this with the least amount of pain.

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This is a very common thread. I think I have seen it posted at least twice a week for a year.

That's easy, you soak it in milk for 3 hours, that will swell it up some for that 'puffy ring' look :Graucho

I wish they all did.. this is the shit mothers have to start teaching their daughters at an early age.

I've been missing them, sorry for the duplication then.

I found this in one of those threads that Holly pointed out in another thread by Donovan:

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Originally posted by quiet
""Your asshole's too brown - do something about it or I'll dump you."

"Well, there's a new anal bleaching salon down the road dear - maybe I should try that."

It's not too far from the truth! That's right, if you want your pinkie whitened or your bumhole brighter, then anal whitening could be for you!

The main ingrediants tend to use Hydroquinone, Kojic Acid or Mandelic Acid and are available by prescription only. This means you'll need to explain to your doctor why you want your ass whitened.

But there are herbal alternatives which use Bearberry extract and Licorice extract, but like the acids above, can cause pain when applied to the gential area. Funny that hey - I'm not sure your ass was meant to have acidic things put into it!

To get a natural pink colour though, the best solution is to be sexually aroused. Stroking, licking or tickling the genital area will send lots of blood flowing to it and make it go a nice rosy pink."
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lol, I'm just bugging you PL. Don't sweat it ;)

http://tour1.nakedcollegegirls.tv/fletch

:glugglug

Thanks, I missed 'em... Maybe that is a good thing.


If Sleazy were here, I'd be an idiot :1orglaugh

Im going to open a site with ass bleaching kits for sale :Graucho

You'd be a rich... uh - ajpiii.

Inspired thought, a real biz man!

After the run in with sleazy the other day, your sig will be worth a few bucks by the 27th.

wtf? ass bleaching? :helpme

I bet its really damn painful.

Let's discuss this and many other topics on phone sex tonite.

:Graucho Im going to be an ass bleaching millionaire ! the market must be huge. Everyone's got an asshole right ? :Graucho

Some have two and some are real big assholes - deluxe kit

Somehow I think the topic of ass bleaching isn't going to do it for me.:helpme

I never have. Don't need to, it's very pink. I shave it real good and that is it.

I think you either have a pink one or you don't.

this stuff is damn rediculous

Care to back that up with some...ehm...evidence? :Graucho

I sent a pic to Overlord and Vanilla they can vouch for what I look like. :winkwink:

i had no idea people actually did that

Ah..what evil runaround :(

Neither did I. :1orglaugh

Well, they have butox (sp?) parties.... what is next? A bunch of women getting together to bleach each others assholes?

Its called fibre ladies! Take it!

Nothing worse than an ugly brown eye staring up at you, or worse, a brown eye with a mouse-rhoid on it........take your fibre ladies!


*this post has been a public service announcement for Metamucil

:1orglaugh Eating fiber isn't going to change skin pigment... :1orglaugh

that was intended for the hemorroiders..........the brown eyed mouse

No, but it will give you gas.

Well, they get together to wax each other's legs and pussies, why wouldn't they get together to bleach each other's assholes? :winkwink:

I would like to think I've experienced a lot but I have yet to attend a "waxing party".... :helpme That tends to be something one does in private... or atleast I thought.

xenical your butt is always oily :D

lol :)

What she said!:thumbsup

He's slipping into porn fantasy mode. :winkwink:

I get waxed every month and I've yet to have anyone throw me a party for it. It's just me and the Korean girl. :1orglaugh

?? - is that true ??
are you being serious ??
I really want to know ....

had to get a mirror - for a looksee...
LOL...

~Bell
p.s. - - - - - - - - - p i n k

Haha, no I was just joking :winkwink:

I've just returned from having mine bleached and i feel like a new man...gonna change my name to Liberace and suck some balls now

So?:glugglug