so seince i can not upload the pic of 12 clicks yet...who will?
 

I am gonna keep practicing more, but for now, could I e-mail someone the pic, so they could give me a hand?:(

Dude, are you for real? WTF are you doing here if you haven't a clue about something this basic?

u got icq? :)

Your not even a webmaster are you?

yep it is 174842541

I can serve it off my host. Free of charge

ummm trying to learn aspects of the business that I do not know...... isn't that what a resource board is for? or did I miss something else?

See the title of the page?
It reads "GFY Webmaster Board" now your very good at fucking yourself. REALLY GOOD. Unfortunatly you have no idea about the "Webmaster" part of it.

How bout ya just move along to maybe...

Umm...

Yahoo news groups?

well I am no master of the web that is for sure, if so i would have sold about three times the calendars that I have so far... but I take some damn good pics, and i have a good idea every now and then oo....

If only I could find a good designer/programmer then i would be another step in the right direction I guess huh....


I hear yo are a good designer, does that mean you are a webmaster?

Try Cozy Campus
Porn Resource
Newbie Webmasters
and several more where the folks actually get off on helping you rather than beating up on you.

HTML and basic server knowledge is more less a necessity. You need to learn that and much more before you need to worry about the aspects you can acquire here

"Aspects" of the business? That has nothing to do with aspects of anything but knowing your ass from a hole in the ground. You've been registered here for over a year and don't know how to post a pic on the web. :1orglaugh

I think one is even more of a P I M P when they make money off the web but don't know how to dig the electronic ditches.

Capitalism in action my friend.

so can you tell me all I need to know? if so i must be in the right place then huh? or are you just here for the free porn, since you can't get a credit card to buy some

Oh contaray to you belief Kenny i gain knowledge here everyday, and I would bet at least more than three people know who I am in person, can you say the same?

Is that what you call it? ha ha, I don't think so. Instead of shutting your face and listening and learning you're wasting your time taking pot shots at those who have become proven contributors and successful.


Maybe you ought to rethink your gameplan.





Here, an older pic of 12clucks, just for you.....



<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/12clicks01.jpg">

still kind of funny you don't know how to upload pictures...

Joesho got hit so hard he flew into another thread:1orglaugh

I am everything a good business man needs concerning media.
However I do not work for anyone...
And I work for free...

Hah yeah, go fuck yourself, that's all you need to know. Besides, even the rawest n00b knows you don't need a credit card to buy porn. :glugglug

thanks for the offer...:)

If you're working for free, I am hiring.

can't upload??

:helpme

hey Joe did you get my message?

Actually I was just purchased on Friday.
I couldnt say no it was to good.

Uh, erkel, the Ludemeister is a crackerjack webmaster. Again I gotta wonder why you're choosing to beak off at experienced people when you should be asking key questions and, oh, maybe listening more.




Here, have an html tutorial. It's free! http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/

here's another, just for fun :)

http://www.mule.cobaltweb.com/jane12clicks.jpg

another painful post not working out for you shmo?

you and mule are on a roll today.:1orglaugh

Can we start a donation thread for this guy?

I almost feel bad:Graucho

Ya fuck with the wrong folks you ruin yourself financially in the long run within the confines of the net.

Its true...

Ask any Has been thats come through here talkin crazy shit to some of the very people they will need in the future.

Stop.
Think.
Learn.

Then if your lucky...

OWN.

Hey now... I know how but couldn't do it right now either.

I don't have a server, I don't use the company servers for personal pictures.... at best I could ftp it to geocities and watch the page crash in .005 seconds after a whopping 10 ppl view it. :helpme

if somebody wants to crack on me for something, then they better be prepared for some return fire, I do not give a fuck who it is, and I kiss NO ones ASS ever... what do you think that if no big guys like me that Ican not find traffic? haha or do you think that I can not get content? or do you think that can not find designers? it has not been easy but trial by fore does not scare me at all... I consider myself like a modern day robin hood, I will help the people thta help me, and if someone wants to piss on me, they better have a fucking rain coat on!

I despise people that talk like they are better than people cause they think they have more money than that person....

I am the internet ceasar chavez

dude, don't share your wisdom with dopes.
what does Serge say?
pearls before swine?
its a waste.

12clicks is a tool dude...learn something yourself :glugglug

I know, I know but I got faith in the few that might actually make it.

Otherwise I would have stopped posting years ago:(

Yea those "mom" comebacks are harsh.

You go girl :thumbsup

If i post a list of all I do not know how to do here, will you elites answear me? or will you just let me know how dumb I am in order to stop people from asking questions, so you do not have any competition?


what are you gonna do when the game evolves? will you be like the old school money and just sell? or will you try to hang in until the bankruptcy judge takes your last domain? or will you ask " how to " questions also in order to stay ahead of the curb?

I guess the only way you can redeem yourself now is to tell us that you are so loaded that you don't need to know how to upload pics to the web because that is what you pay dumbasses likes us'es for.

he's loaded alright, just not with money.:1orglaugh

for anybody interested in the real joefuckinschmo:
http://bbs.porncity.net/showthread.p...pagenu mber=1

Nope about as personal as I get is a email maybe a phone call if necessary and that is as personal as I want it to be. I have a active enough life as is.

However, I do know how to attach a affiliate ID to a banner and get fucking paid. winkwink:

Its a neutral agreement I send traffic they send checks. That is all that matters to me. I have all the tools right here in front of me.

Well fuckhead, you and I both know you are a ripp off artist, and a fucking liar.... anybody that ever does anything with you with out getting theior full order up front would have to be insane, and once you pay trisha back, I could give a fuck who does what with you, as it will certainly not effect me ( I know better) so does your last partner, so does another company that I told I would not drag into this drama.and probably anyone else that has attempted to do any business with you... not many though since you can't even pay your share of the fucking rent on time you car less broke loser bastard! Fair warning to all that encounter freakfish tread cautiously at your own risk! anybody can call me alot of things, but dishonest is not one of them so make your own best judgement.... oh and freakfish pay Trisha and quit being a fucking weasle , You delivered her, pure shit and it was late too, and you fucking printed it off of your office printer....WTF she could have had a way better job done for way cheaper, and got her shit in a timely manner.....and you won't honor her money back cause your a broke dick dog, fess up you have no reason to cheat other than inability to pay, no just cause on your end...


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I'll upload it for ya if you want...

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Personally -- I loathe you.

That said...

I was the first person to jump in and try to help you, because I thought you needed help. I don't think I'm 1337 so that may or may not answer your question.

I'll set up a new account and upload any pic you want luv. I'll even optimize it for you.


I am but a click and a few taps of the keys away from you.

31024634
cdsmodels @ shaw dot ca


Squeeze you later. :D

I am not sure what you said...


but i get the loathing part... sorry to hear that...

how many threads will this halfwhit moron start about me.
The boy is obsessed with his betters but doesn't know how to articlulate it.:1orglaugh

:eek7

hehe..resident hall monitor

omg where did you cheat those 4k postings from?!