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BrettJ 03-05-2004 08:56 PM

Email from Porn Surfer - Angry that a Girl Posed for Us
 
FROM: XXXXXX
TO: DORM ANGELS

"Heather",


Really.. I know you have shown just as much on classy websites, but you are better than this shit. You are a beatuiful girl and this is bull shit. Really!!!!


XXXXX


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My Reply
To XXXXXX
From Brett
Subject Moral Superiority

Hey Buddy,

You're the one visiting a Porn Site - I don't know if you're in a great position to judge the girls who pose on it.

~Brett
DormAngels.com

ytcracker 03-05-2004 08:59 PM

loollooolooool rofl

modelgigtalent 03-05-2004 09:04 PM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DBS.US 03-05-2004 09:15 PM

My Reply
To XXXXXX
From Heather

Hey Buddy,

I am sorry but I needed the money, Send me money for air fair and I will come live with you and you can pay my bills and show me the way.

Heather
DormAngels.com

Rochard 03-05-2004 10:03 PM

That's nothing. You should see the email we get. Jesus freaks telling Tawnee Stone that "she a sinner" - yet they continue to have monthly memberships.

Go figure.

tbabe 03-05-2004 10:04 PM

LOL nice

TheJimmy 03-05-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
That's nothing. You should see the email we get. Jesus freaks telling Tawnee Stone that "she a sinner" - yet they continue to have monthly memberships.

Go figure.


lol, I find that all too easy to believe...


jesus freaks = mental condition in need of medication and a lot of Astrogluide

SomeCreep 03-05-2004 10:13 PM

sounds like a creep :glugglug

rip raster 03-05-2004 10:17 PM

Sinners :winkwink:

PatrickKing 03-05-2004 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy



lol, I find that all too easy to believe...


jesus freaks = mental condition in need of medication and a lot of Astrogluide

Jesus Freaks = Sales!

TheJimmy 03-05-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing


Jesus Freaks = Sales!


true true

tony286 03-05-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
FROM: XXXXXX
TO: DORM ANGELS

"Heather",


Really.. I know you have shown just as much on classy websites, but you are better than this shit. You are a beatuiful girl and this is bull shit. Really!!!!


XXXXX


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My Reply
To XXXXXX
From Brett
Subject Moral Superiority

Hey Buddy,

You're the one visiting a Porn Site - I don't know if you're in a great position to judge the girls who pose on it.

~Brett
DormAngels.com


Is that really away to talk to a customer?

bluff 03-05-2004 10:30 PM

Be polite.

IPK 03-05-2004 10:31 PM

hehe that's funny, people care

what idiots

KeWLKaT 03-05-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing


Jesus Freaks = Sales!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ic3m4nZ 03-05-2004 10:33 PM

:1orglaugh

AaronM 03-05-2004 10:38 PM

Man...What I would give for a mailing list from a christian supply store.

Phoenix66 03-05-2004 11:57 PM

People who signup with adult sites are mostly freaks. Not that the rest of people is any better, it's just a question of their mental shifts nature - someone sigups for porn, someone collects postal stamps. But since you make money from those freaks you should know their nature and know how to behave yourself with them...

Anyone who worked with niche sites know how perverted people can be. You can laugh at it, or you can make a good money form it. Over.

laura99 03-05-2004 11:59 PM

Was he looking for skanks?

Ash@phpFX 03-06-2004 12:07 AM

i wouldnt have insulted the customer like that :2 cents:

riosluts 03-06-2004 12:08 AM

heh thats really funny
cant belive the guy did that

Rictor 03-06-2004 12:11 AM

Heh. I haven't gotten any e-mails like that. I do get e-mails asknig to meet the Asian girls on my site. These people are very out of touch with reality.

Brat 03-06-2004 12:31 AM

lol... i like the subject of your reply :)

Strife 03-06-2004 12:36 AM

:1orglaugh

surfer emails are funny

Living For Today 03-06-2004 12:38 AM

what a fucking douche bag

irishfury 03-06-2004 12:56 AM

Dear Happy Customer

During my triple anal pussy gang bang I thought about your letter and relized that you are correct and I am better then this. I will from now on only allow men to ejaculate on my stomach and my butt. Thank you for your devince intervention.

Maximillion 03-06-2004 01:01 AM

treat you're customer well man.

probably lost a rebill there.

xenigo 03-06-2004 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irishfury
Dear Happy Customer

During my triple anal pussy gang bang I thought about your letter and relized that you are correct and I am better then this. I will from now on only allow men to ejaculate on my stomach and my butt. Thank you for your devince intervention.

My thoughts exactly :2 cents:


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xenigo 03-06-2004 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maximillion
treat you're customer well man.

probably lost a rebill there.

Well what's the customer expect him to say! Obviously the customer is dillusional if he thinks the model is who he's sending the email to. He's dillusional if he thinks the model gives a shit what he thinks either way.

This is some hilarious stuff!

Shoehorn! 03-06-2004 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
That's nothing. You should see the email we get. Jesus freaks telling Tawnee Stone that "she a sinner" - yet they continue to have monthly memberships.

Go figure.

:1orglaugh

The religious ones are the biggest hypocrites. The more religious they are, the more hypocritical they are.

Michael O 03-06-2004 01:32 AM

:1orglaugh Some people have to think before they type.

MarkTiarra 03-06-2004 01:37 AM

My favorite was the angry email from this chick's boyfriend when he found out she was on our site:

http://www.facialabuse.com/tour3/tracy.html

Paul Markham 03-06-2004 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
FROM: XXXXXX
TO: DORM ANGELS

"Heather",


Really.. I know you have shown just as much on classy websites, but you are better than this shit. You are a beatuiful girl and this is bull shit. Really!!!!


I think what he's complaining about is the quality of the content not the fact that she's posing.

VeriSexy 03-06-2004 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing


Jesus Freaks = Sales!

They are the first ones to pull out the credit cards

goBigtime 03-06-2004 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
FROM: XXXXXX
TO: DORM ANGELS

"Heather",


Really.. I know you have shown just as much on classy websites, but you are better than this shit. You are a beatuiful girl and this is bull shit. Really!!!!


XXXXX


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My Reply
To XXXXXX
From Heather (via goBigtime)
Subject: You're so right :(

Hey XXXXX,

When you're right, you're right :(

I'm hoping I don't have to do this for too much longer.

I do appreciate the supportive emails like yours though..
it definitely helps brighten up my day.

~Heather



if Heather had sent him that & replied personally once per month to what would be a flood of followup emails - you would have a member for a loooooooong time. (is that bad? :helpme)

BrettJ 03-06-2004 03:23 AM

let's clean some of the confusion up.

this guy was_NOT_ a customer. he was a surfer. he read the article in the DAILY - went to the main page to see if he knew any of the girls - and saw this girl he knew.

but even if he was a customer - I guess you guys didn't see my email from a few weeks ago - where I had tried to be really nice and helpful - sent the guy his username and password a couple times - but the guy never seemed to get the email and then he started bitching at me. So i told him it wasn't my fault if he didn't check his email - and to GO FUCK HIMSELF - 3 weeks later he bought an 80$ membership.

CHARLY. we definately shoot AMATEUR porn. but he wasn't complaining about the quality. she doesn't get naked on dormangels - she just goes down to bra and panty. Which is what she has done for "artistic" photography she has shot. this guy knows all of that - but since it's a PORN site - he's saying she's better than that.

Mr. Marks 03-06-2004 03:26 AM

treat you're customer well man.

Trippekdick 03-06-2004 03:53 AM

really funny :1orglaugh

hova 03-06-2004 03:57 AM

sinners are the best costumers there are :thumbsup

strobi 03-06-2004 03:57 AM

And they all think you are Heather and you reply in an instant:) I had emails saying "wow your so fine! nice boobs!" to my webmaster@ on tgps!

Paul Waters 03-06-2004 04:13 AM

I think your reply is bang on.

:thumbsup

zentz 03-06-2004 04:18 AM

blahahaha

BrettJ 03-06-2004 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strobi
And they all think you are Heather and you reply in an instant:) I had emails saying "wow your so fine! nice boobs!" to my webmaster@ on tgps!
go you one better.

I get ones to Brett AT dormangels.com -

like: I want to fuck your tits.

or: will you marry me.

(they don't say who they are writing to - or which girl they want me to forward the message to. I know there are some girls named Brett. but it's rare.)

to those that have said - treat your customers better. i don't really have a good response. I probably should have taken a deeper breath - and just bit my tongue. (if you can't say anything nice...)


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