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KMR Stitch 03-05-2004 11:57 AM

Have you ever had the cops called on you?
 
For playing you're music to loud?

I remember 8th Grade

I Can't Remember Anything
Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me

Now That the War Is Through with Me
I'm Waking up I Can Not See
That There Is Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

Back in the Womb its Much Too Real
in Pumps Life That I must Feel
but Can't Look Forward to Reveal
Look to the Time When I'll Live

Fed Through the Tube That Sticks in Me
Just like a Wartime Novelty
Tied to Machines That Make Me Be
Cut this Life off from Me

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me
Now the World Is Gone I'm Just One
Oh God,help Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God Help Me

Darkness Imprisoning Me
All That I See
Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live
I Cannot Die
Trapped in Myself
Body My Holding Cell

Landmine Has Taken My Sight
Taken My Speech
Taken My Hearing
Taken My Arms
Taken My Legs
Taken My Soul
Left Me with Life in Hell

With all my headbanger friends 4x 15's Subs ++ 3k Sound system.

8pm on a Friday. The cops came and said I hate to tell you guys this but I love that song also..but your neighboors are complaing. so try and keep it down.

69pornlinks 03-05-2004 12:09 PM

yeah, and THEY still haven't found the rats :Graucho

sworld 03-05-2004 12:10 PM

ten years ago they knocked on my apartment door and said that a neighbor didn't like the loud music...it was 1:00 pm and i had the volume set to 11

Sosa 03-05-2004 12:11 PM

About 3-4 months ago me and my roommate got warning for disturbing the peace, damn girls knocked on the wrong door at 2am and woke up our neighbors who then called the landlord.

Rebel D 03-05-2004 01:14 PM

YEah Before i moved up north for a year i had a going away party and we had drunken Boxing Matches. Was Great

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 01:19 PM

In 11th grade I switched high schools and joined the football team, threw a party and invited the whole team, cheerleaders and all, anyway they took over my house and were throwing steaks and shit out the window, there was about an inch of beer on the floor, real bad, about 10 cop cars showed up and the drunks were throwing bottles at the cops. Needless to say they didn't like this very much so they tore down my door and arrested everyone.

Next day they came and pulled me out of class thinking this would embarass me somehow, of course when you're 16 and trying to impress all the new girls, this episode did wonders for my love life :Graucho

KMR Stitch 03-05-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
In 11th grade I switched high schools and joined the football team, threw a party and invited the whole team, cheerleaders and all, anyway they took over my house and were throwing steaks and shit out the window, there was about an inch of beer on the floor, real bad, about 10 cop cars showed up and the drunks were throwing bottles at the cops. Needless to say they didn't like this very much so they tore down my door and arrested everyone.

Next day they came and pulled me out of class thinking this would embarass me somehow, of course when you're 16 and trying to impress all the new girls, this episode did wonders for my love life :Graucho

Damn :-x

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


Damn :-x

You can imagine the look on my parents face when they showed up a couple hours later :1orglaugh I was such a bad kid :winkwink:

MetaMan 03-05-2004 01:25 PM

i remember when i was younger and my friends were hittin cars with snowballs, cops came around to my house and asked me who did it,

i sat there and ignored them, its so funny how they play good cop bad cop.

" we know you know who did it, you have to tell us or we will take you downtown "

" ok take me downtown "

then the good cop steps in:

" so i see you play basketball, you any good? "


cops are so fucking stupid, i hate them, they think they can outthink people. FUCK YOU COPS I DONT HAVE TO TELL U SHIT!

rounders 03-05-2004 01:26 PM

yeah lot sof times

hahah

Repetitive Monkey 03-05-2004 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
About 3-4 months ago me and my roommate got warning for disturbing the peace, damn girls knocked on the wrong door at 2am and woke up our neighbors who then called the landlord.
Why did you and your roommate get a warning for something those dumb c<b></b>unts did?

On-top 03-05-2004 01:37 PM

In college, my and my roommate had a Mardi Gras party with aobut 80 people in my apt. We were still underage, and the entire complex was filled with cars. Residents had called the cops because of lack of parking. Cops came and told me I'd get a $75 noise violation if it didn't quiet down. I was just releived that's all they were threatening about. They didn't even tell us to stop drinking...haha.

So we moved to party to a friend's apartment nearby. 30 minutes later, same two cops show up and tell him the same thing.

But all of our neighbors were either cool or old, and we notified/invited them all before the party. So when I paid rent, the landlady didn't know the cops came. She just said she got compliments on us having a party and being considerate neighbors.

It's a funny story...but maybe you had to be there. :winkwink:

On-top 03-05-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i remember when i was younger and my friends were hittin cars with snowballs, cops came around to my house and asked me who did it,

i sat there and ignored them, its so funny how they play good cop bad cop.



LoL! You should read Kingdom of Fear, by Hunter S. Thompson. The first story in that book is about his first run-in with the FBI at age 9. Funny shit!

cool1 03-05-2004 01:45 PM

I used to play in a rock band and I have lost count of how many times the cops were called to one of our parties.
Too many stories to tell.

Steve 03-05-2004 01:47 PM

a bunch of times, when I was younger

exspamr 03-05-2004 01:48 PM

i have but not for that reason

i live on a street where 2 neighbors are drummers so i usually wait for them to start banging away before i cranked up the bass amp and played... sadly i sold my amp, i cant wait to get another one after i move

Justfuckedmyself 03-05-2004 02:12 PM

When I was 20 my neighbor called the cops on me for noise....I went and pissed on his front door :1orglaugh

Pornopat 03-05-2004 02:47 PM

I think I had the cops on the door once for illegal gambling.
I swear I did not know it was illegal...

Fletch XXX 03-05-2004 02:47 PM

:glugglug

rip raster 03-05-2004 02:53 PM

When I was in highschool the cops were usually at my house at least 3 times a week.

Then the last time I had the cops come was when I through an end of summer party. I had two punk bands playing in the backyard, the police station was about a mile from my house and they said they could hear it from there, we had over 11 complaints. Such is life :glugglug

Cyborg69 03-05-2004 02:53 PM

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^^^ BuMp ^^^

StuartD 03-05-2004 02:54 PM

Sure.... and the Vancouver PD are still looking for "MaskedMan"

Believe it or not, yes... it's true. Manny called the cops on MaskedMan... because he didn't know my real name. Too funny!

TondaB 03-05-2004 03:00 PM

LOL! When Gabe and I lived in the apt. we had these old cranky people that lived next door. They use to complain all the time. I remember one time they complained at 2:00 PM on a Sunday afternoon that I was running the vacuum! LOL

Thank god we moved into a house:)

baddog 03-05-2004 03:04 PM

call on me? like with helicopters, and reps from multiple jurisdictions? uh, can I take the 5th?

neverlearn 03-05-2004 03:09 PM

well it was a while ago me and a few friends were having a party at his house and a fight broke out with some outta towners and this guy was starting a fight with this girl...he slapped her and one of my friends kicked him so hard in the face he fell backwards through a glass cabinet got up and ran outside to his pickup truck and came back firing a shotgun blindly through the front door as he ran in missin' teeth and all. My closest friend Rob was near his dads gun cabinet... this guy started yelling at his girlfriendagain ( totally ignoring us all crawling towards the exit ... then this Mexican guy jumped and said something in Spanish...pulled out a magnum and shot the redneck in the back of the head...His brians were all over his girlfriends face and she was crying and screaming then some guy tackled the mexican guy and they started rolling over the counter top and one of the mexican guys friends jumped the other guy and slit his throat... then threw the guy into the stove which caused a gas leak and this bonehead thinking he was all cool and shit lit up a cigarette and blew the whole kitchen into the neighbours garage...the cops came and opened fire and we hit three cops with our van trying to escape the scene but when they chased us we laid oil slicks James bond style on the raod and they all wiped out ...then we got laid by four foxy hitch-hiking women and we were all 13. the end


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