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SlickCash Sarah 03-05-2004 09:42 AM

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Why is every striaght guy so interested in having anal sex with their girlfriend?

AZN 4 Lyfe 03-05-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is every striaght guy so interested in having anal sex with their girlfriend?
we want something new!
we get tired with the old losen hole

Joesho 03-05-2004 09:43 AM

I have never done anal, what is the big benifites? unless the dued has a small pecker?

Cash 03-05-2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is every striaght guy so interested in having anal sex with their girlfriend?
I'm not a fan of anal sex, so not quite every straight guy ...

hova 03-05-2004 09:49 AM

Anal is a nice extra, I like it.

Horny Dude 03-05-2004 09:50 AM

No thanks give me a tight pussy instead.

Dirty F 03-05-2004 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by hova
Anal is a nice extra, I like it.
Were talking about giving, not receiving.

liquidmoe 03-05-2004 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horny Dude
No thanks give me a tight pussy instead.
My sentiments exactly. :thumbsup

hova 03-05-2004 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss


Were talking about giving, not receiving.

Shit, I didn't know about that. Well that changes my answer to:
Anal is a nice extra, I like it (sometimes).






















Battuss:
you know I am a tough guy, so you better watch out!!:ak47:

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I have never done anal, what is the big benifites? unless the dued has a small pecker?
So tight and virgin :Graucho

SteeT 03-05-2004 09:59 AM

I guess we all want to do anal on our girlfriends because almost every girl don't give it to anyone, lot of then don't even like anal. So we are always trying to cross the line, get it ourselves into the fastlane! :)

by the way.. I'm new here! 1st post

uvort 03-05-2004 09:59 AM

if my g/f lets me give her anal ill take the offer, but if not, why even bother, a nice tight pussy is all i need :thumbsup

uvort 03-05-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteeT
I guess we all want to do anal on our girlfriends because almost every girl don't give it to anyone, lot of then don't even like anal. So we are always trying to cross the line, get it ourselves into the fastlane! :)

by the way.. I'm new here! 1st post


well then let me be the first to say go fuckyourself :321GFY

Dwreck 03-05-2004 10:02 AM

I havent earned my brown belt yet no do I want to. I even fast forward thru in on porn tapes.

YUCK!

cypocrypt 03-05-2004 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteeT
I guess we all want to do anal on our girlfriends because almost every girl don't give it to anyone, lot of then don't even like anal. So we are always trying to cross the line, get it ourselves into the fastlane! :)

by the way.. I'm new here! 1st post

welcome to the darkside of the world and :321GFY

tony286 03-05-2004 10:35 AM

Instead of worrying about anal sex ,why doesnt your company stop sending graphic spam to my fucking email.

StickyGreen 03-05-2004 10:46 AM

i'm not quite sure why...but after talking to all my friends at work and shit i found out that i seem to be the only dude that likes it a lot. some guys think its plain nasty. me and my girl tried it out of nowhere a few weeks ago and i love that shit it turns me on...

Ross 03-05-2004 10:49 AM

There is a huge difference between fucking a chick in the ass and fucking a guy in the ass..... OR so I'd like to think. Never fucked either a chick or a guy in the ass so maybe there's not.

Anyway I don't wanna fuck a guy in the ass thats for sure, don't think I wanna fuck a chick in the ass either. Pussy does fine for me :)

kenny 03-05-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteeT
I guess we all want to do anal on our girlfriends because almost every girl don't give it to anyone, lot of then don't even like anal. So we are always trying to cross the line, get it ourselves into the fastlane! :)

by the way.. I'm new here! 1st post

Exactly..

Welcome and :321GFY

baddog 03-05-2004 10:54 AM

because it is fun. . . . . if done right, the chick usually finds out she really enjoys it too

Bulldog-Johnnie 03-05-2004 10:55 AM

Total Subjugation-

BradM 03-05-2004 10:55 AM

I saw:


anal sex slickcash sarah

Well you don't have to be a genious to figure out why I clicked.

WiredGuy 03-05-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I saw:


anal sex slickcash sarah

Well you don't have to be a genious to figure out why I clicked.

I clicked for the same reason
WG

alias 03-05-2004 11:04 AM

this thread ripped us all off

and sarah is probably just that jordan fag pretending to be a girl

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Ice 03-05-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
this thread ripped us all off

and sarah is probably just that jordan fag pretending to be a girl

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Sarah is a real person... I met her a few weeks ago at DH's party in Toronto

StickyGreen 03-05-2004 11:09 AM

yea you gotta do it right...my girl came the first time we did it...she said it felt hella good and was a totally different type of orgasm...

pradaboy 03-05-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I saw:


anal sex slickcash sarah

Well you don't have to be a genious to figure out why I clicked.

:1orglaugh I think she had us all

axelcat 03-05-2004 11:25 AM

Because it is tight

stev0 03-05-2004 11:28 AM

I never really did understand the anal fascination... never tried it myself. Can't say i've ever really had a big desire to.

just a punk 03-05-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Were talking about giving, not receiving.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rictor 03-05-2004 11:51 AM

Even when I have vaginal sex, I'll stick a finger in her ass. Lots of women have much better orgasms that way.

Anal sex is just another form of sex. You may as well ask why people enjoy sex.

SlickCash Sarah 03-05-2004 11:53 AM

Hey guys....Firstly, I am a real person...not Jordan pretending to be a girl..Secondly, I wasn't trying to rip anyone off..Just trying to discover what the fascination is about anal sex from a guys point of view. Guys always ask for it from chicks, but rarely get it from what I hear

ronaldo 03-05-2004 11:57 AM

I think it's about trying new things with your partner.

Most guys probably don't want to do it all the time, just reserve it for special occasions. Like fisting.

jawanda 03-05-2004 11:57 AM

The Anus is a whole different story. It's like having your girlfriend be a virgin again. It's fun, but i do agree that there's nothing like a warm, wet, slippery vagina.

:2 cents:

theharvman 03-05-2004 11:57 AM

Here's the long answer. The anus is a goldmine of nerve endings which contracts rhythmically during orgasm.

Anal sex also offers many benefits to the active partner. Vaginal sex is like placing your penis between two pillows -- there's consistent pressure on all sides. Anal sex, however, is more like putting your penis in a bottle -- it's tight at the opening, but nice and roomy on the inside.

Curious? Here are a few handy do's and don'ts regarding anal sex.

Don't worry about feces. Contrary to popular belief, your body stores fecal matter in the large intestine and not in the rectum. Your rectum is normally as vacant as the expression on Jessica Simpson's face, and you shouldn't worry about making a mess.

Don't ever go dry. This should be a no-brainer. If you are not lubricated, inserting anything into your anus will feel like barreling naked down a Slip 'N Slide with the sprinklers off.

Don't go immediately for the penis. Your anus needs to accommodate to the idea of anal sex. A good idea is to try manual stimulation first to relax the muscles. Try a finger, then two. Make sure all fingernails are clipped.

Don't engage in anal intercourse without protection. Because of the small tears it creates in the thin skin of the rectum, anal sex carries a higher risk of transmitting STDs. Condoms work well and increase your partner's staying power. Extra strength is preferred. If you have known your partner for a while, are certain he is clean, and he desires to go without a condom, make sure he urinates after sex. Urination cleans the urethra of traces of bacteria such as E. coli, which can cause a nasty infection.

Don't stress out. Your anus has two sphincter muscles, one voluntary and the other involuntary. No matter how hard you try, you cannot enjoy anal sex unless you are completely relaxed and trusting of your partner. Otherwise, your anus will convulse as though it were being invaded, and anal sex will be painful. So breathe deeply and put on a soothing Beyoncé album to get you in the anal sex mood. Talk to your partner.

Don't be a size queen. No matter how tempting they are, it is best to avoid extremely large penises. Your rectum is about 8-10 inches long and turns sharply at the end. The tissue at the end of the cavity is thin and weak, about the strength of a wet paper towel. If it is ruptured, it can cause internal bleeding and possibly death. Plus, it would be quite an embarrassing trip to the emergency room. (Well, not for your partner, who would probably be proud of his endowment.)

Don't be afraid to try various positions. Like finding the perfect prom dress, you may have to try many different styles until you find the right one for you. Being the standard, the missionary position is often the first chosen and is nice because you can see each other's faces. Most penises curve upwards, however, so this may also be the most uncomfortable, because the penis may jab the prostate instead of massaging it. So you may find it more suitable to lie on your stomach or situate yourself on all fours while your partner comes at you from behind. Don't drink or use recreational drugs before engaging in anal intercourse. You need to be in control of your body. Alcohol and drugs numb your body's responses to pain, so you could easily end up injuring yourself without knowing it.

Don't put a penis in any other orifice after anal sex without washing it first. The bacteria in your anus can be harmful to your vagina or mouth. Also, it's gross.

Lastly, do enjoy yourself. Anal sex, despite the societal taboos associated with it, is a natural sexual expression that has been practiced by couples, both homosexual and heterosexual, for millennia. So why not make Valentine's Day special this year?

Nothing says "I love you" like coming from behind.
:thumbsup

BradM 03-05-2004 11:58 AM

Are you curious for a reason? Are you hinting at something? Or am I reading into this too much with a twisted fascination and obsession?

jawanda 03-05-2004 12:01 PM

Ok, the real question is, how do you feel about it from a woman's point of view, Sarah?

SlickCash Sarah 03-05-2004 12:16 PM

Me personally..I have never tried it, nor am I interested in it IN THE LEAST. I am quite happy with my life without it....Guys are always asking though...never understood that.

tadus 03-05-2004 01:03 PM

Anal sex, euh, after reading all the post, I'm still not convinced.

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Me personally..I have never tried it, nor am I interested in it IN THE LEAST. I am quite happy with my life without it....Guys are always asking though...never understood that.
There's a different kind of squeal girls make when taking anal, some comments I remember are 'OMG, this is making me sooooooooo hot'

Don't knock it till you try it :Graucho

loverboy 03-05-2004 01:10 PM

men like it tight and dirty :1orglaugh

adultvisitors 03-05-2004 01:13 PM

Im not

Brat 03-05-2004 01:13 PM

love anal
im a girl

i cum ten times quicker

i likey a lot.

DrtySweeet 03-05-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StickyGreen
yea you gotta do it right...my girl came the first time we did it...she said it felt hella good and was a totally different type of orgasm...

thats what im screamin !

Trixie Racer 03-05-2004 01:16 PM

Most guys don't know how to put their cock in right. If a guy puts it in wrong, anal really hurts. But if it's put in properly, it's painfree and much more enjoyable than vaginal sex. Not all women enjoy anal. Every woman is different. Joesho suggested maybe anal is best suited for small dicks. I'm just the opposite. I can't take much in the front, but I can take a huge cock greek. :Kissmy

SlickCash Sarah 03-05-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse


There's a different kind of squeal girls make when taking anal, some comments I remember are 'OMG, this is making me sooooooooo hot'

Don't knock it till you try it :Graucho

You are probably right...but I just have no desire AT ALL to give it a go.....I guess Im boring:glugglug

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah


You are probably right...but I just have no desire AT ALL to give it a go.....I guess Im boring:glugglug

If you feel this strongly about it, don't try it, the same girl only did it a few times, complaining it made her poop funny for days and the 'after-effect' was not worth the joy of the moment. :2 cents:

Lykos 03-05-2004 01:59 PM

I am a straight guy and don't like anal sex...But everyone says that straight guys who likes anal are petential gay persons...who will know it...:2 cents:

acctman 03-05-2004 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Lykos
I am a straight guy and don't like anal sex...But everyone says that straight guys who likes anal are petential gay persons...who will know it...:2 cents:

that's what women say to men so they won't ask for it anymore. question a guys manhood and he'll stop asking. i could care less I want the booty =) nice and tight

Ironhorse 03-05-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
I am a straight guy and don't like anal sex...But everyone says that straight guys who likes anal are petential gay persons...who will know it...:2 cents:
Everyone is potential gay person :Graucho


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