Mr Burns sums it all up
 

How to succeed in business


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"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way." - HOMER SIMPSON

Homer Simpson, the American Icon of our age :thumbsup

you hit the nail on the head man! :winkwink:

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/homer.gif"> Homerclese knows all!

funny wav:1orglaugh

stoo bad to be a billionare you have to have no conscience

"Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed. So what's the lesson here?"

"NEVER EVEN TRY."


classic Homer-ism

HAHAHAHHAHA

"There there, Lisa. Shut up."

Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.

Got cut off half way.

Homer & Bender....a classic pair!!! Funny wave btw:thumbsup

Alcohol!! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems :thumbsup

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

~ Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

Damn...that's hilarious!

I ated the purple berries! They taste like burning.

I love sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

That one is so "Homer"

I like how grogan's head slides by at one point. LOL!

Classic! Fuckin classic!

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fuckign burnsy

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Good job!