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SleazyDream 03-01-2004 11:03 PM

Driving to Cancun from La? need help
 
how far is it? miles and time

is it safe? What kind of roads.

advise?

BRISK 03-01-2004 11:04 PM

Take long time

X-Wing 03-01-2004 11:04 PM

Maybe I can help you man, not going to Cancun, but I live in Mexico.

110990327

IPK 03-01-2004 11:05 PM

about (15) minutes. you just need to hit a few warp zones.

SoundMan 03-01-2004 11:05 PM

The Federalies will take you..

or you will get ambushed.

I would not drive that far..


I have been on a few mission drives
in Meheco in the past-they were nerve racking.

Fly
Fly
Fly

good luck..

SleazyDream 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

do americans have to have a passport to goto cancun in mexico?

BRISK 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

I'd say at least 4 days of driving

Spunky 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

Do you have a fear of flying?

media 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

When in cali, stop to get LOTS of water.. like a case man... That way while your driving and sweating your ass off you can stay hydrated and not worry about the water of mejico..

I think some areas you have to turn your ac off to protect the car.. Not sure if this time of year is like that though..

psyko514 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
about (15) minutes. you just need to hit a few warp zones.
the first one is at the end of world 1-2.

SoundMan 03-01-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
do americans have to have a passport to goto cancun in mexico?
I just had a birth certificate.

if you do drive USE A PIECE OF SHIT CAR.

or a Hummer with a GATLING GUN!

X-Wing 03-01-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


the first one is at the end of world 1-2.

:1orglaugh

GTS Mark 03-01-2004 11:10 PM

Driving in Mexico, good luck Sleazy! Can you put me in your will now for your site :winkwink:

DH

SleazyDream 03-01-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Driving in Mexico, good luck Sleazy! Can you put me in your will now for your site :winkwink:

DH

which site?

PenetratinP 03-01-2004 11:43 PM

just shy of 3,000 fucking miles according to my ms streets and trips program

you'll get robbed and killed for sure :(


don't do it......


I felt safe in Cancun last year.....at night there is a pair of cops standing on every block.

ProfitPrograms 03-01-2004 11:46 PM

should go by boat - would be faster and cheaper - espeically from those cargo ships from the LA harbor

stephanie m. 03-02-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
do americans have to have a passport to goto cancun in mexico?
You will need a passport OR a birth certificate with a RAISED seal, must be the original, and a drivers lisence.

Good luck!

stephanie m. 03-02-2004 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
how far is it? miles and time

is it safe? What kind of roads.

advise?

If you want to drive becuase you are afraid to fly, then you should take a first class bus. They have AC, very comfortable seats, bathrooms, and movies, and they drive for you :)

If you want to drive so you will have a car when you get here, you should just rent a car.

But, if you really want to drive, you will probably ok, I know several people that have driven down all the way from Canada and made it ok. Be prepared to pay out the ass for shitty toll roads, and keep your toll stubs because the govt will pay for your repair fees if your car breaks while you are driving on the extreemly crappy roads. You will probably get lost, so leave a few days early so you will make it on time.

Also, bring cash to pay the tolls and bribe the cops since they will probably pull you over so they can get "tips" since you will have US plates.

MAKE SURE YOU DONT DRIVE THOUGH MX CITY!

good luckl :)

stephanie m. 03-02-2004 12:12 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by stephanie m.
[B]


If you want to drive so you will have a car when you get here, you should just rent a car.

(I ment, rent a car in Cancun, for the duration of your stay)

rounders 03-02-2004 12:14 AM

its far..you looking at a few good miles

PbG 03-02-2004 02:30 AM

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan


I just had a birth certificate.

if you do drive USE A PIECE OF SHIT CAR.

or a Hummer with a GATLING GUN!


pimplink 03-02-2004 03:05 AM

why don't you take the plane? it's a lot faster.

VeriSexy 03-02-2004 03:07 AM

Some people don't like planes

JFK 03-02-2004 03:45 AM

Sleazys Mexican Adventure:1orglaugh Can You say Road Trip ??

BrettJ 03-02-2004 05:49 AM

:thumbsup Fuck. I'm just crazy enough - that kinda sounds fun =)

Here's how i Imagine the trip

http://www.dormbucks.com/mexican_postcard.jpg

AaronM would teach me about Local customs

We'd stop for a light Lunch and get back on the road.

Trade the rental car for a slightly used 1968 jeep.

Party in Matzatlan, with 300 of our closest friends.

Detour to Puerto Vallarta to take a 3 minute intensive Mexican foreign language course.

Meet some new Friends.

Stay for a couple nights in their guest room, in Mexico City.

Pick up some souvenirs for the Road.

Pass the time on the Mountain Roads by looking for the Native Mexican Gorillas, I've heard so much about.

Probably be a farily uneventful trip from there.

Snorkle in Merida.

And then hit Cancun anything from 6 - 12 days later and $8400 dollars lighter.

BrettJ 03-02-2004 03:09 PM

bump for the afternoon crew

AaronM 03-02-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
at night there is a pair of cops standing on every block.

Fuck that. :321GFY

Mexican cops and I do not get along.

Kimmykim 03-02-2004 04:18 PM

Someone is either smoking crack or planning on smoking it on the drive.

I'd stay home if I had to drive that and back.

Rictor 03-02-2004 04:28 PM

I don't like driving 300 miles, let alone 3,000.

Rictor 03-02-2004 04:30 PM

But if you are driving, I'll come along as your Spanish speaking bodyguard for a small fee.

I know lots of useful phrases such as "Kill him, not me! He's a rich gringo! I'm just his poor servant!"

Tracy 03-02-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Someone is either smoking crack or planning on smoking it on the drive.

I'd stay home if I had to drive that and back.


LMFAO!



:thumbsup

Hollywood Horwitz 03-02-2004 04:33 PM

i wouldnt advise driving.

Joesho 03-02-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
But if you are driving, I'll come along as your Spanish speaking bodyguard for a small fee.

I know lots of useful phrases such as "Kill him, not me! He's a rich gringo! I'm just his poor servant!"


that is funny shit.....:1orglaugh

TurboAngel 03-02-2004 05:04 PM

If I were you I would pass on the drive and fly.


:)

stephanie m. 03-02-2004 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
But if you are driving, I'll come along as your Spanish speaking bodyguard for a small fee.

I know lots of useful phrases such as "Kill him, not me! He's a rich gringo! I'm just his poor servant!"

HAHAH! that was great:)


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