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bhutocracy 03-01-2004 09:46 PM

Some FUCKHOLE theif smashed my car's window. (pics)
 
I was parked right next to the lifts in the brisbane exhibtition center car park so i could re-load all my shit in the car again when Sexpo finished - I came back at 8pm on sunday to find this:
http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/smash1.jpg
http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/smash2.jpg
http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/smash3.jpg

fucking cunts, the policewoman that answered when i rang asked whether i saw the person who did it, i laughed and said if i had i'd be ringing to say i'd just found someone in a pool of their own blood.... my trusty junior baseball bat can be seen on the far side in the interior pic.. the handle pokes through to the drivers side for occasions such as these.....

fuckers.. they didn't even get anything.. they took a small post box that had two dialanorgasm phonedildos in them and an empty one.

Juicy D. Links 03-01-2004 09:47 PM

is that semen stains?

Dildozer 03-01-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
they took a small post box that had two dialanorgasm phonedildos in them and an empty one.
Did you tell that to the lady cop too?

Spunky 03-01-2004 09:47 PM

Atleast they didn't steal the car and total it

IPK 03-01-2004 09:48 PM

that fucking sucks man. they probably didn't even steal anything. or if they did, i'm sure it was nothing worth stealing.

zoic 03-01-2004 09:52 PM

That sucks mate. I thought the security at the exhibition centre was pretty good...obviously not. No security cameras down there?

How was Sexpo anyway? I was hoping to get up there on Friday but didn't make it.


Dave

chrisbcpd 03-01-2004 09:55 PM

Did you get the lady cops number. :winkwink:

slackologist 03-01-2004 09:56 PM

damn man.. that really sucks

421Fill 03-01-2004 09:56 PM

damn, that sucks. I had the reverse happen to me last year... they didn't break the window(jimmied it open) but they did steal stuff.

Ic3m4nZ 03-01-2004 09:57 PM

Lucky for you they didn't cut the seats too

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
is that semen stains?
only if you can queef your semen with enough pressure to tear leather :)

Vitasoy 03-01-2004 09:57 PM

Darn sorry to hear man...

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer


Did you tell that to the lady cop too?

heheh, no, but honest to god I gave the reporting officer (a guy) 4 samples when he inspected the damage lol. he cracked up.

IPK 03-01-2004 10:01 PM

i hate fucking jealous losers. nothing better to do with their time than to vandalize other people's shit.

X-Wing 03-01-2004 10:01 PM

Sorry to hear/see that man, hope those fuckers get what they deserve :BangBang:

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Atleast they didn't steal the car and total it
would have been hard for these losers. BMW's don't have those easy open style door locks, they don't even have a head on them, plus you can't drive unless you enter the pincode.. of course a pro could get around it but not where it was parked.. it was too busy. They'd have to smash it and crawl inside through the window. These were just opportunistic thieves.

Easton 03-01-2004 10:02 PM

528i ?

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
that fucking sucks man. they probably didn't even steal anything. or if they did, i'm sure it was nothing worth stealing.
yeah.. I had a digital camera in the glovebox and cd's in the middle compartment but they couldn't reach far enough through the glass to get them and i think it was too busy an area for them to smash more windows.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
528i ?
I wish, just a lowly 523 with some nice mods.. tv, body kit 18" mags etc.

http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/mycar2.jpg

KRL 03-01-2004 10:07 PM

I had that happen to me once right on Ventura Blvd in Encino Ca.

Fuckers smashed my Benz side window. Didn't take the radio, didn't take my CD's, didn't take anything except 3 quarters I had sitting in the center console. Glass everywhere it was a fucking mess.

All that for .75 cents.

Oracle Porn 03-01-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I had that happen to me once right on Ventura Blvd in Encino Ca.

Fuckers smashed my Benz side window. Didn't take the radio, didn't take my CD's, didn't take anything except 3 quarters I had sitting in the center console. Glass everywhere it was a fucking mess.

All that for .75 cents.

:1orglaugh
what 75 cents will do to someone.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by X-Wing
Sorry to hear/see that man, hope those fuckers get what they deserve :BangBang:
bah.. they'll get caught eventually for doing something else. I didn't even bother getting it fingerprinted or anything, i had to clean up all the glass to pack the rear seats again, they'd never really catch them from this - most thieves aren't totally brain dead and will use some sort of sock or gloves..i went through all that when my house was broken into it's not worth it.. I don't believe in karma or any of that, but given they're petty crooks one day they'll get busted doing something stupid.

integrated 03-01-2004 10:12 PM

some scum bags have been driving around brisbane with sling shots shooting marbles at cars and houses etc


probably wasn't the case this time.

still must be frustrating!

Easton 03-01-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


I wish, just a lowly 523 with some nice mods.. tv, body kit 18" mags etc.

http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/mycar2.jpg

ah, that's what threw me off then... still a sweet ride tho

makes me miss my old 2000 BMW 328Ci that i totalled 6mths after i bought it... :(

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zoic
That sucks mate. I thought the security at the exhibition centre was pretty good...obviously not. No security cameras down there?

How was Sexpo anyway? I was hoping to get up there on Friday but didn't make it.


Dave

not good enough. whats done is done though.

Yeah sexpo was ok, sold a few products made some cool contacts.. a bit of an arduous marathon - 48 hours in 4 days but i survived..

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I had that happen to me once right on Ventura Blvd in Encino Ca.

Fuckers smashed my Benz side window. Didn't take the radio, didn't take my CD's, didn't take anything except 3 quarters I had sitting in the center console. Glass everywhere it was a fucking mess.

All that for .75 cents.

bastards.. yeah I've been to Ventura Blvd, the AVN offices aren't far from there.. actually this was near a Ventura st in brisbane :)

yep product worth $4 and boxes worth 50c.. great haul guys.. next time try to glove compartment side you idiots.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:19 PM

nice big scratch down the door too.. I'm just guessing but it's probably a grands worth of damage (door repaint, leather seat tear repair, window replacement, window bar replacement) for $5 worth of useless (to them) stuff

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


:1orglaugh
what 75 cents will do to someone.

they should have just posted 3 smilies with tcg in their sigs.

cashman 03-01-2004 10:20 PM

Should be considered as hit and run, hopefully you have a low deductable.

SoundMan 03-01-2004 10:21 PM

Car Insurance is a good thing when this happens!

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton


ah, that's what threw me off then... still a sweet ride tho

makes me miss my old 2000 BMW 328Ci that i totalled 6mths after i bought it... :(

yeah.. I love it, looks an absolute treat, it's just a bit of a sheep in wolf's clothing only being 2.3.. still it turns heads.

sorry to hear about your car bro - I lusted after those Ci's when they came out..

Holly 03-01-2004 10:23 PM

I'd actually be more interested in seeing a pic of one of those dialanorgasm phonedildos. I was hoping there'd be one in at least one of those shots.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Car Insurance is a good thing when this happens!
yeah I only have to pay a $300 excess so it's not too bad. I don't know but I get the feeling it's more expensive to repair than im thinking.. probably 2k. i'll have to see what comes out.

DreamCumTrue 03-01-2004 10:25 PM

I'm sorry! My boyfriend moved into a condo for about 2 months while waiting for his house and someone broke the window and stole his stereo. They also broke part of the dash. I left my door unlocked and someone took my faceplate but not the rest of the stereo...I don't get it.

funkmaster 03-01-2004 10:27 PM

... how is the sexbo ... worth going?
(If good, I will take the buss)

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
I'm sorry! My boyfriend moved into a condo for about 2 months while waiting for his house and someone broke the window and stole his stereo. They also broke part of the dash. I left my door unlocked and someone took my faceplate but not the rest of the stereo...I don't get it.
damn! only the faceplate?? im glad this thing has everything inbuilt. the cd stacker is in the boot.. nothing to really steal.

chodadog 03-01-2004 10:33 PM

Figured you'd be at sexpo. Did the product generate much interest?

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... how is the sexbo ... worth going?
(If good, I will take the buss)

well it finished sunday.. it's kinda like a bunch of adult stores and related novelty/health booths dumped together with intermittent stage shows.. it's ok but nothing to write home about, worth going once maybe..

pudcat 03-01-2004 10:35 PM

sorry to hear about it mate :(

hope the insurance company doesn't make it hurt too much more.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I'd actually be more interested in seeing a pic of one of those dialanorgasm phonedildos. I was hoping there'd be one in at least one of those shots.
http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/hollypic.jpg
:)

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Figured you'd be at sexpo. Did the product generate much interest?
yeah :) we sold a bunch, not a massive amount, but encouraging, everyone that saw the booth have hysterics.. good feedback from other retailers wanting to stock it.. so yeah things went well.

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pudcat
sorry to hear about it mate :(

hope the insurance company doesn't make it hurt too much more.

I think it should be ok mate.. spoken to them a bit I'm not doing anything sneaky like claiming they stole a diamond plated laptop out of the back seat or anything.. it's just a straight smash and grab.. not my fault.. front up the $400 and it's all good. just the time and effort thing that pisses me off.. getting back from the cop station at 12:30am when i should have been home and packed by 10pm. plus driving home from brisvegas with a cardboard window..

Joe Citizen 03-01-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


I think it should be ok mate.. spoken to them a bit I'm not doing anything sneaky like claiming they stole a diamond plated laptop out of the back seat or anything.. it's just a straight smash and grab.. not my fault.. front up the $400 and it's all good. just the time and effort thing that pisses me off.. getting back from the cop station at 12:30am when i should have been home and packed by 10pm. plus driving home from brisvegas with a cardboard window..

Fuck I must have walked straight past you.

I was there Saturday morning for a couple of hours with the g/f. Didn't realize that you were going to be there. Faaaark!

And sorry to hear about your car. Those c-u-n-t-s need to be fucking keel hauled. There's absolutely no excuse for that shit. Vandalism annoys the living shit out of me.

slackologist 03-01-2004 10:50 PM

glad it wont cost you too much to get sorted. are you back at home now?

Holly 03-01-2004 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/hollypic.jpg
:)

ahahahaha...I was trying to imagine what it was gonna look like. I was expecting an actual phone, like the football ones Sports Illustrated used to give away. Only you'd be talking into a big penis. :1orglaugh

I get it now. :thumbsup

The Other Steve 03-01-2004 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
ahahahaha...I was trying to imagine what it was gonna look like. I was expecting an actual phone, like the football ones Sports Illustrated used to give away. Only you'd be talking into a big penis. :1orglaugh

I get it now. :thumbsup

Now there you go bhuto - an idea for your next product - perfecto for the gay market :)

Our car's off the road too - a $3.00 drain plug fell out and that was 2 days and they still haven't got the part.

I finally lit a fire under the service manager's bum by calling the dealerships owner - they're now pulling the plug of a showroom model in Maryborough and driving it over here to fit it to ours.

We're seriously thinking of selling the car and buying matching motor scooters

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen


Fuck I must have walked straight past you.

I was there Saturday morning for a couple of hours with the g/f. Didn't realize that you were going to be there. Faaaark!

And sorry to hear about your car. Those c-u-n-t-s need to be fucking keel hauled. There's absolutely no excuse for that shit. Vandalism annoys the living shit out of me.

awwwww man... did you see the dial an orgasm stall?? maybe not... I would have recognised you I think.. we had that crystal ball looking thing that has text animating on it.. or maybe I was on a food break or something.. I did see a few people there.. ozmatt busted me reading gfy on the 20 minutes total i got to check up and read email for the 4 or 5 days :)

bhutocracy 03-01-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackologist
glad it wont cost you too much to get sorted. are you back at home now?
yeah.. it's not TOO much of a hassle so thats good.. yeah mate back at home - i have to catch up on a heap of shit now :) i thought it wouldn't be as busy as it was and i could get work done at the stall and after hours.. no dice.. BTW the shop still doesn't have that tigger toy!

kr_dudley 03-01-2004 11:41 PM

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Joe Citizen 03-01-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


awwwww man... did you see the dial an orgasm stall?? maybe not... I would have recognised you I think.. we had that crystal ball looking thing that has text animating on it.. or maybe I was on a food break or something.. I did see a few people there.. ozmatt busted me reading gfy on the 20 minutes total i got to check up and read email for the 4 or 5 days :)

Damn.

Next time you're up, start a thread letting me know so we can have that beer.

:glugglug


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