so I got a new stalker...
 

fucking girls
call call call dont tell me who they are...

"is your name robert? do you go to vanier? I love you"

CLICK - hang up

10+ called since the weekend





why am I so damb good looking :(

:1orglaugh

Chicks all want to turn gay guys straight

Tell them you have a little weiner and they will leave you alone

My brother gets calls like that, are you in high school as well?

That's never worked for me. Even after I show them, they still keep coming back for more! :(

do you date Armenian girls?

lol :1orglaugh

you've been really funny lately

Answer with:

*In a Spanish Accent*

Hallo(if its somebody you know talk normal now)

No Anglais(If its not )

Je Parle Francais? (If they start talking spanish)

I am far from gay :glugglug

It's the Poker Dealer, she told me! LOL
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You know you love it!


:winkwink:

just kidding man :Graucho

I know how it feels, It's not easy being a chick magnet :Graucho

LOL you can always point out a stalker......... or maybe just a talent of mine

I know youre kidding bout the gay part bro

Im kinda used to it :1orglaugh

Good Looking People Rock :thumbsup

It's gotta be the wardrobe.

:1orglaugh Word!

hello? hellooo? this fucking phone is not working again, then hung up.

It works great with telemarketers as well.

Btw bdjuf you didn't tell me about that new stalker...
I thought we we're friends...:sadcrying

:1orglaugh you know I get the chicks fucker

What's your phone number ?

Yes u do! But you're still my skinny little bitch!:Graucho

Aren't you the guy that was selling clothing to a girl and you thought she had a crush on you because she asked you to check the price on a pair of boots or some shit?

That how you became so knowledgable?

whoa bro wrong person!

I know what you're going through. Just look at this handsomeness. Looking great ain't always easy.

http://www.fucksaddam.com/GFY.jpg