WHy do the liquors Make you get a CLEAN crisp buzz while the beers give you a loafy
 

...felling???

Also.... thenever i drink the hord spirits my groin seems to ACHE the next dasy.

And why when you take many shots of the hard sprits you all the sudden are WAY fucked up.

P.S. I HATE FUCKING PUNJABS and INDIAN HABIB DOT HEADED MOTHERFUCKERS.