My wife and are thinking of buying a RealDoll to have fun with when we're bored ..
 

We are seriously thinking of getting a RealDoll because sometimes we're bored and seek new excitement in our marriage.

http://www.realdoll.com/Image/nika/n13_sm.jpg

We want to make her a part of our lives by:

Sitting her on the couch and acting normal when people come over to visit.

Ask someone to take her picture with Ronald McDonald on the little plastic bench.

Sneak her into McDonalds and hide her at the bottom of the ball pit.

Hang her by the neck from a tree next to the highway.

Lay her on the side of the road coming through the curves off of the pass.

Put her at the bus stop.

Duct tape her hands and feet and drive around with her on the roof-rack.

Put her in the bathtub under water and just leave the shower curtain open 3 inches for when our daughter gets home from high-school.

Leave her on the toilet at the Ritz and put the "make room up" sign on the door.

Lay her out in the horse pasture :)

Put her at the bottom of the pool at the Ritz.

Tease strange dogs with her.

Lay her right in the highway half way through a mountain curve.

Float her down the river to where people are fly fishing.

Take her to the hot-tub at the spa and see how many people will jump out when we get in with her.

Put her in the trunk and run red lights until we get pulled over, and then act really nervous.

Drag her by the hair into the mortuary and ask if they are discreete and to see the casket selection for sale.

Put her under the house and then call the bug man to come spray.

Put her in a wheelchair and push her off the escalator at the mall in Denver.

Tape her hands, feet and mouth, put her on the floor and order pizza and leave the door open 6 inches and go hide.

Put her in a wheelchair and push her into the pool at the Ritz.

Put skis on her and send her up the chair lift.

Put her out on a very remote hiking trail and cover her partly with leaves and branches.

The possibilities are endless to have tons of fun with her, but we'll need to make sure to never leave home without bail money and kevlar vests :)

Get another real girl. :2 cents:

I have one and she is great.

I started a thread about her with pics if you want to see http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=244707

Too bad they cost a couple grand.

My fav :1orglaugh

That literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you! :thumbsup

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I don't think I would ever gat that board OR horny

Or 6 :)

man, how many of u guys have those?? they look awesome....but i prefer the real deal.....:Graucho

hahahah, just what I needed today :thumbsup

LOL,

We were laying in bed the other night laughing for 2 hours coming up with things.

Even now we'll be driving somewhere or here working and just start laughing about a new idea to do with her :)

Damn, are these things sturdy enough to go through all of that? I may have to start promoting them:1orglaugh

"Tape her hands, feet and mouth, put her on the floor and order pizza and leave the door open 6 inches and go hide."

i bet the pizza boy rapes your doll
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You're a little disturbed, ain't ya?

that shit was hilarious...thanks for that, awesome. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

... then walk out with my .38 and yell "OH MY GOD !! What the FUCK are you doing !!??"

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We have too much time on our hands :)

ahahahaha

hilarious...you could have hours of non stop fun with that thing:1orglaugh

this sounds great, I'm going to order one too for sure. Might be a nice birthday present :winkwink:

it's a little expensive though

take her to the movies and while the lights are still on, stand her up and just push her from the top of the stairs and let her tumble all the way down. then just run out screaming profanities, i bet everyone would freak out.

I was *so* worried when I clicked on this thread, that it was gonna be for real.

haha to funny

I"d do her

haha that's great go for it :1orglaugh

My gf and I have one of the shemale dolls stashed under the bed for when we're feeling adventurous. It's a really good solution, I'd feel uneasy about bringing a real shemale prostitute back into our bed (with std and all) but sometimes I just need a little something else to get me going.