tonight's club tip
 

in an effort to help my fellow gfyer's i shall give ya'll a tip about nightclubs.


don't dance with another man's woman.:thumbsup

pure genius :thumbsup

And if you do...

- Know your Exits
- Read: Beer Bottles are Weapons too

That's sort of a no brainer...some clubs I go to pour drinks into cups so you can't use the bottle as a weapon

i always find myself trying to dance with the damn chicks that got boyfriends. these chicks are dressed like whooooooooas and they fool me into thinking that they might be looking for action by smiling at me. so i approach and get in trouble all the fucking time.



"ooooooo, i got a boyfriend"


wtf, stay at home if you have a boyfriend!!!!!!!!

Haha I feel sorry for any girl that ends up going out with you :1orglaugh

i'll tell ya what, i'm gonna get me a russian mail order bride when it comes time for me to settle down.

otherwise, i just don't believe in monogomous dating. theres too many women out there and i still have a few years of whoring left in me.:1orglaugh

Why not?:1orglaugh

dude i dig your sig