For the next 45 minutes..
 

I will let you vent on me.

Tell me about failed marriages, bounced sponsor cheques or your small dick.

I will offer advice and comfort you to the best of my ability.

GO

Im going to sleep....

My advice: Don't wake up.

Next

:ak47: :321GFY http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/mad2.gif :mad: :ak47:


Ok?

i have a headache.

thats what i got therapists for

Headache is solved with Aspirin. I suggest you take 2 and go sit on your couch and read a book to help relax.

What sort of qualifications do you have?

Oh shit...you are good :1orglaugh

Counselling Skills level 1 (2 week course)
And lots of fucked up girlfriends.

I consider myself qualified.

how do you know my dick is small?
:(

http://bradm.youarelame.com -lol

Man you are SO addicted to this thing

Bored. Watching GO on USA.

I hate TV. I don't have cable for a reason

:1orglaugh

schiz: This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

But I had to view your latest post. And I must say- thank GOD I have you on ignore. You have nothing to contribute to this forum.

I've extended this for another 15 minutes. Better hurry!

No failed marriages, bounced sponsor cheques and I have a big dick. I am starting to feel inadequate! :helpme

When I fuck your mom in the ass why won't she let me use a condom?

we fucked up, he got away.

I told her not to

Next

Why is russiansubmitter allways down when i need them

I tend to avoid anything russian.

I think i got chickenpox, but it's really weird they're only on my dick...what should I do?:1orglaugh

I got chicken pox 3 years ago. You'd know if you had them.

But time is up so I can not elaborate any more.

Conclusion: You guys are all fucked up and need some therapy.