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Jedimaster 02-28-2004 06:55 AM

U.S. Denies Report of Bin Laden's Capture
 
U.S. Denies Report of Bin Laden's Capture

Who else thinks that bush already has bin ladin and will pull him out right before the election???

myjah 02-28-2004 07:51 AM

if Bush got him, why wouldn't he just say so? how can capturing him early hurt his re-election chances?

Jedimaster 02-28-2004 08:02 AM

i heard they may have had him back in november,,,i guess he is trying to time it right.

HS-Trixxxia 02-28-2004 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
U.S. Denies Report of Bin Laden's Capture

Who else thinks that bush already has bin ladin and will pull him out right before the election???

I'm thinking he'll wait too. Just like Saddam. I'm sure they had him for awhile - just waited for an opportune moment - to gain the confidence of the people back. Osama's capture will most likely be in about 2 months of the election. Don't be surprised if that will be part of the marketing campaign.

KRL 02-28-2004 08:04 AM

The NYC concrete workers union came up with the idea to add him to the foundation of the new World Trade Center Building. Bush loved the idea. So after they get done extracting info from him he's going to have an accident and then the boys are gonna handle it from there.

Rest in peace Osama. You're about to become a cornerstone.

:Graucho

Jedimaster 02-28-2004 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
The NYC concrete workers union came up with the idea to add him to the foundation of the new World Trade Center Building. Bush loved the idea. So after they get done extracting info from him he's going to have an accident and then the boys are gonna handle it from there.

Rest in peace Osama. You're about to become a cornerstone.

:Graucho

That would be awsome,,but they should make him part of the sidewalk,,,so millions of people can be stepping on his grave everyday!:BangBang:

swoop 02-28-2004 08:15 AM

with the so-called bad press about him now, why hold him if he has him. doesn't make sense to not bring this public.

pradaboy 02-28-2004 09:45 AM

I don't think they would keep it on the low... it's too big news to stay away from

doober 02-28-2004 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia


I'm thinking he'll wait too. Just like Saddam. I'm sure they had him for awhile - just waited for an opportune moment - to gain the confidence of the people back. Osama's capture will most likely be in about 2 months of the election. Don't be surprised if that will be part of the marketing campaign.


I have been thinking this for a long time now, why would they waste such a good catch just to let it out of the bag prematurely.
It doesnt make any sense, especially when election time comes bush *needs* to have a few Aces up his sleeves and this ace will make everyone forget about all the lies and stupid shit that he has pulled on the american people and the world for the last 4 years.

It would be one HUGE "political Ace" wasted if they announced they had him now. Amercians would all but forget about it by the time election time comes around

NaughtyJenn 02-28-2004 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by doober



I have been thinking this for a long time now, why would they waste such a good catch just to let it out of the bag prematurely.
It doesnt make any sense, especially when election time comes bush *needs* to have a few Aces up his sleeves and this ace will make everyone forget about all the lies and stupid shit that he has pulled on the american people and the world for the last 4 years.

It would be one HUGE "political Ace" wasted if they announced they had him now. Amercians would all but forget about it by the time election time comes around


agree 200% if i were bush it would be my wildcart and a shoein for the next term. doesnt suprise me 1 bit and think they have had him longer than most people expect..

JunkyardDog 02-28-2004 09:58 AM

people have short attention spans. Capturing close to the election is the only way to ensure he gets a spike in votes by capturing him.

SidC 02-28-2004 11:13 AM

I will be surprised if GWB doesn't pull him out right at the election time,
considering how predictable that little immoral destructive fucker is...
i think gwb and his cronies definitely have the power to have bin laden already and keep him contained, it just seems reasonable to think that with all the other conspiracies and b.s. gwb and his family are responsible for, that this would be just another offense... ?

turbomax 02-28-2004 11:15 AM

they got him and the election

Ar3s 02-28-2004 11:21 AM

what will be the end with this person?
:mad:

stev0 02-28-2004 11:21 AM

They should put george W in the foundation with osama.... holding each other in their arms. Both of those murderous fucks deserve to die.

exspamr 02-28-2004 11:25 AM

this is all speculation, if you want to know whats really slick... the tax cut was front loaded, so expect a nice refund check shortly before the election

ParasiteTV 02-28-2004 11:28 AM

You are probably right jedimaster, just like the fact that they capture sadam right before chrismas so everybody could talk about that glorious american army...

Webby 02-28-2004 11:38 AM

I wonder if there will be any actual "evidence" produced at a trial (if any) - or it will be yet another session like "weapons of mass destruction".

I'm almost 100% certain there is evidence, tho perhaps not as much as implied.

At the rate of recruitment - I't don't matter about Osama, there are now far more "bodies" supporting his alleged beliefs than ever. The problem is far deeper than a terrorist organization.

goBigtime 02-28-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by SidC
I will be surprised if GWB doesn't pull him out right at the election time,
considering how predictable that little immoral destructive fucker is...


hottoddy 02-28-2004 11:42 AM

Well, many would say that "Iranian State Radio" is more trustworthy than CNN.

Rich 02-28-2004 11:43 AM

He'll wait until closer to the election to bring out Osama, real or fake. Without that he'll have no chance of justifying his GOP party in September in New York City. Keep in mind it's been 100 years since the RNC convention was in New York OR September, talk about an outrage. I've been saying this for months, am I the only one who gets it?

InsaneMidget 02-28-2004 11:44 AM

it's funny sometimes to watch how much bullshit some of you can pull out of your ass. :1orglaugh

Webby 02-28-2004 11:45 AM

hottoddy:

Quote:

Well, many would say that "Iranian State Radio" is more trustworthy than CNN.
You doubt "CNN - the most trusted name in news"? :winkwink:

I always thought they should be sued over that one-liner!!

mardigras 02-28-2004 01:04 PM

My response from the last thread about this (a few minutes ago:))

I don't believe that for a minute. They would never risk the election to the number of witnesses who could come forward to say when he was taken. If you want to play conspiracies, they might have some dead Bin Laden DNA to produce when needed but he's not being held live anywhere, JMHO.

stevecore 02-28-2004 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
My response from the last thread about this (a few minutes ago:))

I don't believe that for a minute. They would never risk the election to the number of witnesses who could come forward to say when he was taken. If you want to play conspiracies, they might have some dead Bin Laden DNA to produce when needed but he's not being held live anywhere, JMHO.

exactly it's like bejamin franklin said, "three can keep a secret, if two are dead"

foolio 02-28-2004 01:15 PM

if they do have him now I am gonna be pissed - my buddy is going over there next month for a year!

BigFish 02-28-2004 01:17 PM

Just in from the Saudi press: Bin Laden is living with Bush. It also goes on to read that Osama's son is planning to wed Jenna Bush!

Nyght 02-28-2004 01:28 PM

If Bush has Bin Laden he wait until much closer to election time to break the news. He doesn't need to find him at the moment, Bush is busy playing the gay marriage card to polarize the vote in his favor.


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