Once there was a man from Nantucket
 

who had a dick so long he could suck it

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin....

If my dick was a pussy I'd fuck it!

You guys have way to much time!

lol:1orglaugh

Only the folks who have read John Norman's Gor series (or who do some online Gor role playing) will get this one.

There once was a Lady of Ar
Who when traveling didn't get very far
She got rather haughty
Tho I saw she was naughty
So I sold her dumb ass in Port Kar.



(Sorry. I'm a geek.)

you can do better than that