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Juicy D. Links 02-27-2004 08:03 PM

my penis is stuck in my jelqing machine
 
:helpme :helpme :helpme


I cant get it out. I took a viagra and the dong is hard and wont get cold:(

sumphatpimp 02-27-2004 08:05 PM

http://www.co.orange.nc.us/ems/photos/chainsaw-01.jpg

myro 02-27-2004 08:05 PM

http://www.crisco.com/images/nav/logo.gif

Joesho 02-27-2004 08:07 PM

Just out of curiosity, what does your jelking machine look like? is it shaped like a female ass? a male ass? or some JUICCCCCCY lips?

Juicy D. Links 02-27-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Just out of curiosity, what does your jelking machine look like? is it shaped like a female ass? a male ass? or some JUICCCCCCY lips?
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female nostril

IPK 02-27-2004 08:07 PM

get the lube out

Dveron 02-27-2004 08:08 PM

I just had to Google jelqing. First time I've heard the word :(

hottoddy 02-27-2004 08:10 PM

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1658449.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/990...e.odonnell.jpg

Stare at these ... it should help.

nathan_f 02-27-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

Stare at these ... it should help.

:1orglaugh Well done well done.

Stare at those long enough and you'll be impotent for life.

flashfire 02-27-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
http://www.msnbc.com/news/1658449.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/990...e.odonnell.jpg

Stare at these ... it should help.

for sure

Juicy D. Links 02-27-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
http://www.msnbc.com/news/1658449.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/990...e.odonnell.jpg

Stare at these ... it should help.


:throwup :throwup it slipped out evrything is OK now thanks:thumbsup

Dveron 02-27-2004 08:13 PM

http://www.jelq-usa.com/images/context/works_anim.gif

Damn, looks pretty uncomfortable :warning

Basic_man 02-27-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.co.orange.nc.us/ems/photos/chainsaw-01.jpg
WTF !?

Juicy D. Links 02-27-2004 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
http://www.jelq-usa.com/images/context/works_anim.gif

Damn, looks pretty uncomfortable :warning

nah you get used to it after awhile

SomeCreep 02-27-2004 08:21 PM

What kind of comment does one post in a thread like this? OH, I KNOW!


See sig. :glugglug

maxdaname 02-27-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f


:1orglaugh Well done well done.

Stare at those long enough and you'll be impotent for life.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh true...

stev0 02-27-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
http://www.msnbc.com/news/1658449.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/990...e.odonnell.jpg

Stare at these ... it should help.

damn, i think i just got a hard on

doornx 02-27-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
http://www.jelq-usa.com/images/context/works_anim.gif

Damn, looks pretty uncomfortable :warning

lol..i'm sure it hurts like hell

Ludedude 02-27-2004 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
:helpme :helpme :helpme


I cant get it out. I took a viagra and the dong is hard and wont get cold:(

Try ice cubes...apply as needed ;)

kush 02-27-2004 10:05 PM

Hey Juicy, out of all honesty, is the jelqing making your dick bigger, giving your harder erections, or both?

kush 02-28-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
Hey Juicy, out of all honesty, is the jelqing making your dick bigger, giving your harder erections, or both?
bump for juicy...

BradM 02-28-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.co.orange.nc.us/ems/photos/chainsaw-01.jpg
ROFL

foolio 02-28-2004 12:09 AM

I feel for ya juicy - I have been there many times!!

KMR Stitch 02-28-2004 12:11 AM

If you posted rosies g/f It would keep me hard ;-)

foolio 02-28-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
http://www.jelq-usa.com/images/context/works_anim.gif

Damn, looks pretty uncomfortable :warning

stop posting my picture dammit!!1

hoe_vender 02-28-2004 12:13 AM

that has to hurt

J-Reel 02-28-2004 12:15 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicccccy threads crackme up.


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