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pushpills 02-27-2004 12:35 AM

goddamn match.com chick is a prude and a virgin!
 
19 year old match.com chick turns out to be a virgin


gave me a handjob tonight.....yippidideeee


I coulda called a number of girls who would given me that just as a friendly gesture, without dinner and a movie

I spent 140 bucks tonight on this girl.

If she doesn't fuck me after 2 more dates I'm out.

I'll post her pic soon enough.

:BangBang: prude virgins

Illicit 02-27-2004 12:38 AM

Your not hittin that in 2 dates. Save your money, and get something guaranteed. Post the pic though :)

mGreg 02-27-2004 12:39 AM

Pics man, pics

Ironhorse 02-27-2004 12:40 AM

Hey if you strike out send me her phone number :Graucho

pushpills 02-27-2004 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
Your not hittin that in 2 dates. Save your money, and get something guaranteed. Post the pic though :)

pics commin soon...wanna make sure im done with her first

I just KNOW someone would look her up and try to say shit!

:1orglaugh



but we'll see, I've devirginized before and will do so again, but never with a girl as old as 19....

I'll give it 2 more dates, I like nice dinners out anyway. :winkwink:

Veterans Day 02-27-2004 12:40 AM

grogan with that shiny mug of yours do you blame her?

pushpills 02-27-2004 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Hey when you're done send me her phone number :Graucho

If I do or don't devirginize her? :Graucho

pushpills 02-27-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
grogan with that shiny mug of yours do you blame her?
I found it a little odd she was staring above my eyes while adjusting her hair.....

Ironhorse 02-27-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills



If I do or don't devirginize her? :Graucho

Heh, just kidding I'm already involved :winkwink: besides deflowering girls is not all that..

hyper 02-27-2004 12:43 AM

put her on ebay

bdld 02-27-2004 12:43 AM

ain't nothin wrong with a handjob, post the pics though im curious to see what this handjob chick looks like

Veterans Day 02-27-2004 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills


I found it a little odd she was staring above my eyes while adjusting her hair.....

:thumbsup

pushpills 02-27-2004 12:47 AM

arite im gonna go get some booze, ive only got hard stuff right now and i want brewskies



thanks for the comments


and I assure you i'll post pics of her someday soon, gotta make sure though



she aint one of my normal rail-thin hotties though, she's kinda average. :uhoh

DamageX 02-27-2004 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
besides deflowering girls is not all that..
True, tends to get messy, or crying, or both. :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 02-27-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills


I found it a little odd she was staring above my eyes while adjusting her hair.....

:1orglaugh

StuartD 02-27-2004 01:00 AM

The SHINE-A-NATOR strikes again!

MetaMan 02-27-2004 01:01 AM

hello, loser, u r dum enough to pick a chick up off the net it just shows the majority of girls u get are fat with bad acne.


LOSER.

SomeCreep 02-27-2004 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills

I spent 140 bucks tonight on this girl.

Owned.

pushpills 02-27-2004 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep

Owned.

oh well, i've got more money


metaman, you are so dumb....you'll never bang a hotter girl than my 94 lb "fat" ex girlfriend

Babagirls 02-27-2004 01:40 AM

better off investin in a Real Doll. If she doesnt think you're the "One", she'll give you handjobs for the next year. :glugglug

VeriSexy 02-27-2004 01:41 AM

Post some pics of the girl :Graucho Handjob on first date? Don't think she's a virgin :1orglaugh

MetaMan 02-27-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills


oh well, i've got more money


metaman, you are so dumb....you'll never bang a hotter girl than my 94 lb "fat" ex girlfriend

o please, if u r gonna hit em off the net make sure they r horny asians. if u say my g/f naked the trowsers mamma picked out for u would be covered.

pushpills 02-27-2004 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Post some pics of the girl :Graucho Handjob on first date? Don't think she's a virgin :1orglaugh
2nd "date" not the 2nd time ive seen her :(



you'll get a pic soon enough, when I dump her







babagirls....got a link? :Graucho

pushpills 02-27-2004 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


o please, if u r gonna hit em off the net make sure they r horny asians. if u say my g/f naked the trowsers mamma picked out for u would be covered.


so post a pic, we've all seen my ol' girlfriend



...oh thats right she's an animation! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

MetaMan 02-27-2004 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills



so post a pic, we've all seen my ol' girlfriend



...oh thats right she's an animation! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

wats ur email?

if u want a place to pick up horny online chicks i know a easy ass place.

Sosa 02-27-2004 01:46 AM

haha that sucks. Seal the deal already

pushpills 02-27-2004 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
haha that sucks. Seal the deal already


you live in nebraska? thought you lived around here


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