Newbie sig training manual NOW !!!
 

We have a special on newbie sigs this month. You can buy as many as you want, for any board you want for $100 each. We guarantee an average of 10 posts per day per newbie. Furthermore, all our sig whores will be required to read our training manual, which includes such chapters as "Smilies aren't quality posts," "How to create board drama," "The importance of getting good sig placement on drama threads," and "Any publicity is good publicity."



Off sigbroker ... I think it's probably the funniest invention of the year ! Post the manual here rictor !

Was double posted please reply in this one .

How many posts in a newbie?

:-x

Dosen't matter none of them is worth reading anyways

:1orglaugh <-doesn't count

Mouhahaha, I want to see this one!! :thumbsup

yeah what does this manual consist of exactly lol, it'd be funny if it were in pdf format and like 2000 pages :1orglaugh

LOL

Sorry, the 300 page GFY newbie manual is for employee eyes only.