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NoCarrier 02-25-2004 11:22 PM

The actor who plays Jesus (James Caviezel) doesn't look like the real Jesus
 
Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman should've played Jesus :1orglaugh

http://popularmechanics.com/science/...suslead-lg.jpg

http://popularmechanics.com/science/...us/print.phtml

slackologist 02-25-2004 11:24 PM

:1orglaugh

well yeah i thought most jews in that area were black in that time period.. maybe i'm wrong

tbabe 02-25-2004 11:24 PM

jesus was actually a black woman

TheJimmy 02-25-2004 11:25 PM

I thought he was a chinese brother...

playa 02-25-2004 11:26 PM

Morgan Freeman was God in Bruce Almighty

playa 02-25-2004 11:26 PM

All kidding aside, Its gauranteed he didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes

mastamindz 02-25-2004 11:27 PM

The real Jesus would have looked like this
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/bin-laden.jpg

hoe_vender 02-25-2004 11:29 PM

like any one nows what he looks like

Lane 02-25-2004 11:34 PM

he probably looked more like an arab than black
african black is quite different than middle eastern dark skinned

slackologist 02-26-2004 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
he probably looked more like an arab than black
african black is quite different than middle eastern dark skinned

true.. he would most likely have had skin a shade of brown with dark hair and dark eyes.. unless he was albino

mardigras 02-26-2004 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackologist

true.. he would most likely have had skin a shade of brown with dark hair and dark eyes.. unless he was albino

He didn't have Joseph's DNA, he could have been anything.

Sappy 02-26-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras

He didn't have Joseph's DNA, he could have been anything.

Well played.

pradaboy 02-26-2004 02:27 AM

yeh like anyone knows what he looked like... for all we know he could've been a 300 pound black rasta man, still it is Jesus!!!

marcu5 02-26-2004 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras

He didn't have Joseph's DNA, he could have been anything.


if all else fails....:glugglug

VeriSexy 02-26-2004 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
The real Jesus would have looked like this
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/bin-laden.jpg

That's what the devil looks like :ak47:

ibuydomains 02-26-2004 03:14 AM

he doesnt look like that here :1orglaugh

http://www.execulink.com/~wblank/turin.jpg

Nat 02-26-2004 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
The real Jesus would have looked like this
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/bin-laden.jpg

Well actually he would.... somewhat like that at least...

i can't help laughing when i think of all those white KKK people and racists who love jesus and hate black peeps... heheh

markell 02-26-2004 03:18 AM

was this movie any good?

JensMoviePost 02-26-2004 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
he probably looked more like an arab than black
african black is quite different than middle eastern dark skinned

Correct

KraZ 02-26-2004 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
jesus was actually a black woman
You sure 'bout that?

DrThorsen 02-26-2004 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras

He didn't have Joseph's DNA, he could have been anything.

religion is the new race and the fighting continues over the mason/dixon of the soul

Manowar 02-26-2004 03:56 AM

the film used the common "image" of jesus that everyone thinks of when he is mentioned - White dude with long brown hair.

I guess the buddy christ was a bit too influential

eiht_98 02-26-2004 04:05 AM

he could have been a hairy midget with a huge dick...I don't give a fuck about how jesus looked like...who cares

psyko514 02-26-2004 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman should've played Jesus :1orglaugh

http://popularmechanics.com/science/...suslead-lg.jpg

http://popularmechanics.com/science/...us/print.phtml


looks like a mugshot of a homeless dude... lol.

Alex Xe 02-26-2004 04:13 AM

:1orglaugh


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