How to get laid!
 

Tell the girls everything you WON'T do for they.... but tell them that you will do it.

"If you ever get sick, ill make you soup and bring it to you" rightttttttttttt...... and than she woke up.

"for valentaines day Ill get you the biggest present I can afford" $1.99 for a single rose is the best sweety... now suck my dick! :thumbsup

thats all I can think off...anyone wanna help me?

I prefer the "I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle" approach :)

they love jackasses.

i promise not to cum all over your face.... or not :p

Just be yourself.















































On second thoughts, don't bother. :2 cents:

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