I made out with Jessica Alba last night!
 

I was at party in Burbank which she also attended. At the end of the night, a few friends and I were outside when she walked out and got into her car. She lowered her passenger side window and called ME over and asked, "Don't I know you from someplace?" I was shocked, for I had never met her before, I said, "Sorry I don't think so, my name is Joe," She said "I am going over to the Viper room, wanna come along?" I got into the car and the next thing I knew we were sucking face!!!...

and if it were not for that fucking alarm clock, I would have gone all the way!
I woke up with such a baby love crush hard-on that I needed to look her up her pic and rub one out.
It was so fucking vivid!!

I can go to SleazyDream and get better stories than this, and they have pictures! :ak47:

sick fuck :1orglaugh

Only differance is that I don't consider my self a writer. I just felt like sharing a real dream that I had. Why the fuck would you want to kill me?
There are better smiles to make your point.:moon

hehe :)

hahah i've had dreams like that

Don't you hate it when you're just about to get to the good bit and you start to wake up... and you're really trying to stay asleep so you can enjoy the dream but you just can't.

your dreams suck
mine are way more dirty :Graucho :Graucho

Same shit happens to me but I dont dream about celebs.

My favorite dream is where I have so much cash in the bank, the bank keeps calling me telling me that they have no more space to keep it all in.

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never I had celebity dream dates before...
you taking some medication?

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nice dreem hehe
allways someone will wake you up and destroy lol :)

Shit I never have dreams like that. They are always filled with terror. hmm

I had one where I was feeding her pork chops and slapping her with a trout..what do you think that means?

Had me nervous through out the story thinking you were trying to admit you actually met her... considering shes with the guy she worked with on dark angel

http://www.jessicaalba.net/pics/alba57.jpg

Mouhahahaha, in your dream dude! :1orglaugh

I'm jerious!
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Man, you can't fake the funk when you're in a dream like that! You gotta make your move and have a nice wet dream! Fuck rubbing one out in the morning (do that afterwards)!

Control your dreams, my brother and everything else will fall into place! And I Do love me some Jessica Alba! I would have hit that shit 10 times before I woke up! :thumbsup

Man, you dreamt that Jessica was trying to pick you up and all you could make up in your subconscience mind was making out??!! Fire your dream coordinator :1orglaugh

yeah thats what he said :glugglug

And then to top the evening off even more, as you were heading home you saw Jessica Simpson stranded and standing alone by her car with a flat tire on Ventura Blvd. You stopped and offer to help her fix the flat and then she pulled you into the back seat, ripped off her tight jeans and rode you like camel jockey and you blew your load all over her tight soft tush.

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Haha:1orglaugh

could have turned out worse. you could have gone for a feel while at a table with her and found yourself with a handful of treetrunk ala "crying game"

HILARIOUS DUDE

That one made my fuckin day lolol

I have dreams like that nightly!

Nice back!
Actually, it's not that far fetched for me. I dated Julie McCullough and Lark Voorhies.

I think it had to do with this cable movie I was watching while I fell asleep. Something about a female Hawaiian surfer giving lesson to some football player.

Not anymore she is!!:thumbsup

Nice Dude :thumbsup

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Better than my lame dreams :)

I was at that party in Burbank too and she blew me right before she left...

How's my dick taste???

:arcadefre

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