| slavdogg |
02-23-2004 11:24 PM |
hahahahah Duke is also a part time comedian
""Duke Floored has endorsed Dennis Kucinich for president. Mr. Floored was outraged by Kerry's pandering to rational and sane people. Mr. Floored believes that Kucinich is just the man to take the party back to its traditional constituents.
One of the main platform planks is that merely permitting gay marriages is not sufficient. People ought to be able to marry inanimate objects. (Duke explained that he has never been turned down for a date or for sex by any inanimate object, but various household appliances interviewed for this article deny the claim.)
On taxation issues, Mr. Floored explained that there should be a confiscatory tax rate for anyone who earns more than Mr. Floored. Also, a luxury tax should be imposed on anyone driving a nicer car than Mr. Floored's Jeffrey Dahmer limited edition van or living in a nicer house than the hovel. (Republicans immediately complained that this would mean raising taxes on everyone in America.)
A fund raising orgy will be held at Mr. Floored's hovel.""
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