help pick my porn name
 

I'm producing a DVD and I need a porn name. Kinda similar to Professor Mike or Chi Chi La Rou. It needs to be memorable, simple, and completely original.

If I use my first pet's name, and my first street, I come up with "Boodles Omar".

Help me think of some ideas.

Memorable:

Mikal Jaksin

captain rob

Chrystal Balls

Boodles Omar rules, stick with it. :glugglug

Hahaha, good one !! Maybe you can do moonwalk on your DVD ..! :thumbsup

Bonner Bob

Your first pets name + the first street you lived on = porn star name.

Rumple Foreskin

Sir Jack Alot

Big Boner Bobby

Throbbin Hood

Johny Cockless

count sacula

Rick James

Count Sacula is Fuckin Priceless!
other ideas...

William Hung
Simon Bowels
Palmela Handerson
Kid Kok
George Bush
Homer Limpson
Dick Racey
Indiana Bones
Frankenshaft
Incubone
Ice B
Vanilla Lice
Don Hemmorage
Queen of the Bone age
Lester the Quester

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Johnny Cocksville

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

all your ideas are way the fuck too cheezy. I'm being serious guys.

Then pick your own fuckin porn name fukwad! geezus! How about the "Pillsbury Ho-Boy":ak47: :321GFY

wtf

gorge bush

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

go suck yourself, bitch

OHmar FACE!

Yuor like help me get a porn name then you slag us all for being cheesy? Are you in the same industry... wtf did you think "Long Dong Silver" was wanker? You should stand in the mirror and practice Kung Fu....

PS... I probably could suck myself

PS... I probably could suck myself [/B][/QUOTE]

there we go, we got it

Selfsucker

Sliggin Slami

i feel priveged lol...relax smacktard

try this...http://www-personal.umich.edu/~levg/captain.htm
and add footlonger to the name. :1orglaugh sorry, this is no help at all...

I knew you were a homo. I bought you dinner... does that make me gay?

Pick you name carefully - You can't exactly change it...

little bro :winkwink:

This is true. Any suggestions?

i think boodles omar is good