DORM BUCKS BEATS PORN KINGS - No Heart Attacks
 

It was an exciting event.

On a rare and beautiful sun-filled day, Dorm Bucks and Porn Kings met for the showdown 2.8 mile race around Green Lake.

All the contenders were in great shape and ready to go.

The players lined up; and, at my signal, took off running.

Carol, who is everyone's favourite, ran her heart out, although I do believe talking to her mother may well have cost her the race.

But, what can a daughter do when a mother calls. One must answer the call.

Brett, unfortunately, chose to eat spaghetti prior to the race. While his heart was in the right place and his legs long and strong, he threw up.

A lot.

Big Ian from Porn Kings was brave, with the courage of the Lion.

As it turned out, Tim from Dorm Bucks won, with Adam close on his heels.

Big Ian came in third.

Carole and Shorter than BrettJ Brett walked to the finish line, having enjoyed their stroll around the lake.

All had a great time. Awards and prises were given out.

A post race celebration was held at the famous Thrill Hammer house, with Daphna and Allen hosting. Wonderful time.

Pizza and champagne, always a great combination, were served.

A good time was had by all.

CONGRATULATIONS TO DORM BUCKS AND CREW.

Maybe next year, Porn Kings.

What were the times?

what was breet thinking? :1orglaugh

Dang! :(

Tim, ever adorable, ran very fast. His time is unknown at this time.

Brett, apparently, wasn't thinking.

Raven's hair, as always, was outstanding.

The length of the run was 2.8 miles I think.

Tim did it in about 20 minutes

Adam was about a minute behind

Ian was a couple minutes behind Adam.

BrettJ who the hell knows, he got there eventually as did Carol and Brett.

The important part was the great time at the Thrillhammer House with Daphna and Allen, a couple of great people, thank you guys for having us there!

spaghetti puke will ruin anyones day. :(

Shorter than BrettJ Brett and Carol had all the time in the world.

And, took it.

The contents of Brett's expulsion will be for sale on Ebay early this afternoon. All bidders welcome.

whose fuck'n idea was that SERIOUSLY?!?!?

my legs (thighs) are killing me. I found muscles I didn't think I had.

Shit as it turned out. I guess I didn't have them =)

So, what you're saying is:

You are no longer 35. You're much closer to 40 now?

No un aging?

Brett never was a runner.....

We were suppose to meet up with brett one night however after trying to save him in hollywood,florida from a couple of guys who were all over him,unfortunately he couldnt ditch them.

The end result = brett happened to be walking alittle funny the next morning ... not sure if it was the guys or the alcohol that night

LOL

Keev, darlin'....

Brett has ALWAYS loved the cock.

Frankly, we were surprised he made it around the lake. The thinking was he would be swooped up by someone and taken off to anal heaven.

you guys are fucked up.

the real story was they found out i shot college girl porn - and they were my new best friends. no anal. no cock. just porn-surfers that found their God.

Keev, didn't you end up meeting up with them for a little 3-way?

I believe it is you who is fucked up, my friend. I saw how those guys were fondling your, um, privates.

How much do you think we can get for your stomach contents on Ebay?

I think the next time I am bringin a golf cart so I can video tape the entire race, including the vomit.

It was great to meet Midwest Mandy there.

Well....not exactly.

The champagne and pizza restored his youthful looks, if not his aging insides. :)

Those Vodka Lemonades seem to help some too, his loud groans when he tried to stand up turned into loud statements of "what the f*ck was I thinking"

I think merely finishing is a feat to be respected! :)

Thanks for coming down, guys. It was a blast. My legs are really sore today and I think Brett is still feeling it cause he's back in bed right now. Hope the guy is gonna make it. :)

Now I'm just lookin' for some of those pics everybody was takin' of our flustered faces. :thumbsup

Brett dear it was your idea. I am terribly sorry you're sore. I might do you the same courtesy you did me and drop by your office Monday and laugh at you hobbling about!

I had a wonderful stroll around the lake and am not even a touch sore!

I had a fabulous time with everyone, as usual. Raven hon your hair is always fantasatic!!

Tim I hope you've got your trophy properly displayed!! :winkwink:

Can't wait to see everyone again!!

Oh and Tev I can't wait to host with you!!

I'm still hurt that he took my Vodka Lemonade AFTER he gave it to me!!!

How terribly uncouth, even for the kitchy Brett. :)

Peaches. I thought 'starting' was pretty courageous.

Tim. Flustered? More like triumphant.

John.....I think Brett pretty much owned that vodka all by himself. While he can't run for shit, he drinks like a champion.

i feel honored to know that ian's name has forever been changed to "Big Ian" :) hahahaha.

the revolution is coming!

Yes. It's official. We cracked a bottle of champagne over his head yesterday to launch his title.

Don't feel bad, it was probably an involuntary muscle reaction caused by severe pain.

BrettJ will need to pass his torch someday as well. Short Brett is movin on up!

That might take a while. BrettJ is pretty tall.

I had a great time talking to NotAsTall Brett yesterday. :)

But, missed you.

And, we both decided it's TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME!

Well, he drinks anyway.:glugglug

He does whine about muscle pain like a champion though

:1orglaugh

Yes, but what did you expect.... he was drinking them out of a champange flute, so what does that tell ya!

You got that right! I expected him to start sucking on the bottle cap after he finished off the bottle :Graucho

When one's body is deteriorating, it is most important to have fantastic hair.

It was great seeing you, Carol. You crack me up!

or maybe its time for ya'll to come to the south.

it is winter time you know. or we can meet in the middle? vegas?

Come to the South?

Not even in a coma, sweets.

not the deep south! you lived in the back woods when you were down south.

actually i bet if i lived anywehre but austin id be long gone by now. austin is a lot differant then many of the places iv been in the south.

Alright, I got our pics put together.

Hope you like them :thumbsup

DormBucks vs. PornKings @ Greenlake Park 2/21/2004 (Gallery)

1+1=3

nu ah, :)

Let's make an even 500 posts, shall we?

It was a lot of fun guys...


Big big thanks to Allen and Daphna of thrillhammer for hosting the after party, it was a blast!

Now lets all get in shape for the triathlon next year ;)

Awesome. Enough to put Seattle on the map.

Mandy looks particularly fetching and was very nice.

Not sure who had better legs..you or her.

Midwest Mandy

Um. Didn't we have trouble walking the hill to Daphna and Allen's?

Triathlon?

Making note to self.

Feed BrettJ spaghetti and always be the judge.

It was nice meeting you, traffic trader

no pics?

uhhh. they were posted earlier in this thread

http://www.dormbucks.com/parties/race04/

Sounds like a good time. Post some pics if any exist.

I'm sorry but are you guys retarded ?!?

http://www.dormbucks.com/parties/race04/

thanks for the pics :)