Girlfriend problems
 

Girlfriend problems

Dam, my girlfriend just told me that she was the one who killed my parents as a sacrifice to the devil. She also said she just did a 5 hour fuck fest film with 200 guys.

She said it was about time to be fully honest, and did I mind her once called Bob who was a builder, and had I noticed that she had the operation.

She also felt guilty for selling my house and car for her drugs addiction.

I though we should break up, but then I though "she does make a good cup of tea". Well I am British.

:1orglaugh

What the hell! Are you a crackwhore? :thumbsup

umm ok :helpme

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/go_try_this.jpg

I used to do this as a kid.

Its gets cool after you do it a few times.

~Best is to use a car battery.

Does she have a sister?

She did have till that day in June with the chainsaw and stuff. Best not to talk about that,.

I would marry her..she sounds like a normal woman

The fact that she even lets you out of your filth cage long enough to come on here shows she may be slippin' abit and thats good news for you.....you may be able to make this thing work after all.

Please excuse my mental technical difficulties....it's just so hard to have relationships theses days

SEE SIG

There is something wrong with you :ak47:

:1orglaugh

wow ure funny..

Thank you for sharing.