If it floats, flys or fucks ...
 

... rent it, don't buy it.

hey, thats what my dad told me when i was younger. good advice :thumbsup

What if the thing that fucks is free?

jDoG

The ARMY Quote was

If it FLOATS, FLYS or FUCKS, RENT IT it's cheaper.

But those are the things you want to own!!!!

You want that pussy on standby without any question, you want the boat sitting in the slip for a moments notice cruise, and well... i don't have a plane thing, so I don't know about that. You need to drop at least hundreds of $k to buy the plane though, so fuck that.

funk what is that stock doing today?

... man, compared to the last 2 weeks it took a nosedive and droped by half a cent today. LOL

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&s=HCOM.OB

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

... my dad told me the same when I was younger, what's your dad's name ??