NOT So Very Important Message
 

Warning Signs Your Teen Is Masturbating:
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

Ha ha ha, that's actually pretty funny, especially since there's signs that my near 12 year old son is whacking it, ha ha ha.

It's funny because my wife is finding my FHM mags up in his room, her old "Buns Of Steel" video, and other things. He must be desperate for visuals though because he even had one of my wifey's stocking wrappers in his room, it just had a small picture of a woman's legs wearing stockings, nothing else. I guess he'll be like his dad, a stocking lover, ha ha ha.

:1orglaugh I used to whack off to the sears bra and panty section

Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check!



EVIL.

Victorias Secrets. Just as good as Playboy. :Graucho

LOLLOLOLOLLO111!!!L!O1lLOO!L!!!!!!!!!!!!LllOOOOOO

We didn't have Victoria Secret when I was a kid. :(

I forgot the best one.

http://www.fredericks.com/Default.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1

Still some nice material. :glugglug

sears catalog, and some 70's era playboys (my dad's old collection).

good times :)

Fuckin' cool ...

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:Graucho

brb

Boy you're a modern day fucking Sherlock Holmes!!!

:1orglaugh

I knew it was a joke ... tried to be funny... didn't work!

I'm laughing. :1orglaugh

Amen, brother.

:1orglaugh its amazing that people actually go to the time and effort to make shit like that

Wow. I am stunned. I can't believe this is printed on an official government website.

Quote: "It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating!"

WTF has happened here? What's next, the Inquisition?

I started wanking when i was 10

Hah, it's a joke and it's on me :1orglaugh

i was gonna say that I think kids start about that age if not earlier nowadays. And I for one think they should all have bedroom doors with locks on them cause I don't want to ever walk in and see that