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Loryn 02-19-2004 08:57 PM

Now you know everything!!!
 
Here are some amazing facts I thought you would enjoy!!! :)

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for bloodplasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, do YOU?)

Jarmusch 02-19-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
I'll be damned. :glugglug

pornstar2pac 02-19-2004 09:03 PM

I want my juicyyy back:(

Ice 02-19-2004 09:04 PM

:1orglaugh nice one Loryn :thumbsup

Sly_RJ 02-19-2004 09:04 PM

A fact you left out:

Loryn from adult.com has nice breastesss.

Doctor Dre 02-19-2004 09:08 PM

LMAO all things I didn't know :) funny crap

Loryn 02-19-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
A fact you left out:

Loryn from adult.com has nice breastesss.

AWW thanks SLY. *blushng*

Loryn 02-19-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
I want my juicyyy back:(

SO DO I DAMN IT!!! :mad:

thehornydevil 02-19-2004 09:17 PM

Actually, a duck's quack does echo. There was some show on in mid December... (something with myth-busters in the name maybe?) and they did a test with all this crazy high tech sound equipment. Turns out there is an echo, but its at the same tone as the actual quack so its impossible to tell the difference between the two based on hearing it alone. There's you're 'even more useless information" for the day. :winkwink:

Loryn 02-19-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thehornydevil
Actually, a duck's quack does echo. There was some show on in mid December... (something with myth-busters in the name maybe?) and they did a test with all this crazy high tech sound equipment. Turns out there is an echo, but its at the same tone as the actual quack so its impossible to tell the difference between the two based on hearing it alone. There's you're 'even more useless information" for the day. :winkwink:
Alright. Thank you!!! :glugglug

dunefield 02-19-2004 09:23 PM

Quite interesting... :thumbsup

Head 02-19-2004 09:24 PM

Some interesting stuff!!

OzKaNoz 02-19-2004 09:36 PM

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

But the real question is how many donkeys were killed in plane crashs? Huh? Can you answer that one?
:Graucho
:winkwink:

Oz

MadCap 02-19-2004 09:39 PM

Nice one that was worth the read

Loryn 02-19-2004 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

But the real question is how many donkeys were killed in plane crashs? Huh? Can you answer that one?
:Graucho
:winkwink:

Oz

hmmm??? I wonder if a donkey every died in a plane crash??

SleazyDream 02-19-2004 09:49 PM

i think loryn needs to post more pics of herself. I'm not talking naked or anything, i just want to see what the people who work in the adult.com office look like day to day

WiredGuy 02-19-2004 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Time to go back to bed for me!
WG

Loryn 02-19-2004 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i think loryn needs to post more pics of herself. I'm not talking naked or anything, i just want to see what the people who work in the adult.com office look like day to day
I have a pic I took the other day at work. It's just a head shot, but I do not have a server to put it on right now. :(

It's nothing sexy just me at work!!!

Loryn 02-19-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Time to go back to bed for me!
WG

Yeah really :1orglaugh

Damn TV sucks the life out of my head and holds the fat on my bum!!!

NaughtyJenn 02-19-2004 10:06 PM

great read! cool information :)

SleazyDream 02-19-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I have a pic I took the other day at work. It's just a head shot, but I do not have a server to put it on right now. :(

It's nothing sexy just me at work!!!

stick it on a free host and post it!

WiredGuy 02-19-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yeah really :1orglaugh

Damn TV sucks the life out of my head and holds the fat on my bum!!!


LOL, how about watching tv while in bed?
WG

NaughtyJenn 02-19-2004 10:08 PM

if ya want email me it and i can throw it up :)

Loryn 02-19-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
if ya want email me it and i can throw it up :)

AW okay thank you!!!!

PlayGirl 02-19-2004 10:14 PM

haha good stuff :thumbsup

Loryn 02-19-2004 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


stick it on a free host and post it!

I just got a server with the best hosting copany out there, Jupitor Hosting, but it's not up yet. (Have to fax my paperwork)

But Jenn said she would put it up.

Gosh with all this build up maybe I should post a sexy one!!! :1orglaugh

Loryn 02-19-2004 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
if ya want email me it and i can throw it up :)

:helpme what's your e-mail?

NaughtyJenn 02-19-2004 10:28 PM

jenn at naughtyjenn dot com :)

WiredGuy 02-19-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Gosh with all this build up maybe I should post a sexy one!!! :1orglaugh
:winkwink:

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:01 PM

Okay here's a little snap shot I did with a webcam at work the other day.

Excuse the quality please

www.naughtyjenn.com/loryn/loryn1.jpg

 Smokey The Bear  02-19-2004 11:02 PM

Some of them i knew some of them i didnt. A few of them are wrong though..

You can lead a cow down stairs.. You just have to push real hard..

And i just folded a piece of paper in half 8 times.

And im going to throw a duck into the grand canyon to test that quack theory. I have heard that one before , but thought it was an urban myth..

 Smokey The Bear  02-19-2004 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Okay here's a little snap shot I did with a webcam at work the other day.

Excuse the quality please

www.naughtyjenn.com/loryn/loryn1.jpg


You make up for the quality of the pic..

:thumbsup

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

You can lead a cow down stairs.. You just have to push real hard..


:1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 02-19-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


Gosh with all this build up maybe I should post a sexy one!!! :1orglaugh

You should post that one of you sitting on my lap... :winkwink:

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

You should post that one of you sitting on my lap... :winkwink:

NO WAY!! I don't want anyone see that much skin!! :Graucho

Ash@phpFX 02-19-2004 11:11 PM

a few new ones, nice :thumbsup

Sly_RJ 02-19-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


NO WAY!! I don't want anyone see that much skin!! :Graucho

Good call. I know of a few hotties that would get jealous. We'll keep that on the down low...

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Good call. I know of a few hotties that would get jealous. We'll keep that on the down low...

Thank you!! Damn, you had me going there for a second. I thought you were really going to post that!!! :winkwink:

Sly_RJ 02-19-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


Thank you!! Damn, you had me going there for a second. I thought you were really going to post that!!! :winkwink:

Heh, no. I'd end up getting smacked. I'm not allowed to grope other women anymore.

Stewie 02-19-2004 11:33 PM

Great list! :thumbsup

This one is a bit dated:

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
1. Coca Cola
2. Microsoft
3. IBM

Top 10:
http://www.businessweek.com/magazine...4013_mz046.htm


... and if we're talking Loryn pics... the Playboy Cash tank-tops in the limo :Graucho

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by overlord
Great list! :thumbsup

This one is a bit dated:



1. Coca Cola
2. Microsoft
3. IBM

Top 10:
http://www.businessweek.com/magazine...4013_mz046.htm


... and if we're talking Loryn pics... the Playboy Cash tank-tops in the limo :Graucho

Thank you!!!

JDog 02-19-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The Bear
You can lead a cow down stairs.. You just have to push real hard..
Technically you're wrong, because if you're pushing, you're not leading it!

jDoG

Loryn 02-19-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog


Technically you're wrong, because if you're pushing, you're not leading it!

jDoG

AWWW good catch!! Didn't see that one. Must be slippin! :winkwink:

 Smokey The Bear  02-19-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog


Technically you're wrong, because if you're pushing, you're not leading it!

jDoG

But your wrong... You never lead a cow by pulling it ... You stand behind it and smack it with something , they move much faster..

Ok i admit i threw that one in as a gag but.. the others still hold water i believe..

JD 02-20-2004 01:06 AM

Quote:

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
This was proven to be BS too, on Mythbusters. no matter where your tooth brush is it will have fecal matter on it.

Loryn 02-20-2004 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR


This was proven to be BS too, on Mythbusters. no matter where your tooth brush is it will have fecal matter on it.


:throwup

Loryn 02-20-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*



You make up for the quality of the pic..

:thumbsup

Thank you!


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