The New Plan !!!
 

I'm going to try and keep my posting down from now on because i think i am addicted to gfy :1orglaugh

So if your looking to be made a fool of, your going to have to either take numbers or make an appointment from now on.

If you plan on posting lies about me , you should save them all up for one big lie post instead of spacing them out over several different lying posts.

Because i cant answer every thread , its prob best to keep the threads with smokey in the title down to 9 or 10 a day.. I know its asking alot , but its for your own good. If you truly want to be made a fool of , you have to understand that it gets tiring throwing egg on the face of every tom dick and aaron with a fake smokey story. It would be much easier to reply to you EN MASSE instead of singly..

That is all for now.. Over and out........





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LOL sure you can email me smokey_the_bearz at mailcity.com

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Wake up your on fire again..

Smokey the Bear, is it true that Canadians smell? Or is that just the French? Thanks.

Everyone east of edmonton... :1orglaugh We burn french people for firewood in the west.

Ok, thanks for the info. Do you mind if I snag some French people for my fireplace from your stock though? Also, will burning them stink up my place?

They do stink , but if you get a good hot fire burning most of the french smell goes away..

Ill send you all my spare frenchies tomorrow :Graucho

How do you confuse a french-canadian ?

Tell him to go into a round room and pee in the corner..

How does he confuse you ??

He comes back and tells you he's finished..



How do you get a french-canadian to burn off his ear ??

Call him while he is ironing :)

How do you get him to burn off the other one ??

Re-dial..

Ummm I thought smokey was banned for hijacking the board :(