I settled a lawsuit today
 

For $1000!

Fucking landscape company installed the wrong kind of grass at my lake house. I wanted bermuda, got st. auguastine. Failed to level the yard right before putting in the grass as well.

I only paid them half the bill and told them to fuck off. In the end, I was right, but not worth paying my lawyer, or my time for such pennies.

off to register ilamosessucks.com and take out an ad in the community paper.

fuck em, they are lucky they got the half. they should have kept the pie muncher closed and been happy. i hope u stuck them with all the legal fees.

Their ass is grass literally... Thats terrible that they put the wrong covering in.

hey thats my landscape company :(

OMG! That's so FUCKING TERRIBLE! What are you to do with St. Augustine grass! OH Lawd!!

Swing Looooow.....Sweet Chaaaaaaaariot....

Bermuda does better in the soil and sun conditions of the yard. I paid $5k for grass, I wanted bermuda. End of story.

One down and Six hundred more to go eh?

What a great friggin idea.

I have a few local .com's of company's that have pissed me off.

Like mavis discount tires who charged me $39.99 for a synthetic oil change.

The fuckers didn't change the oil or filter,,,the only thing they did was put a sticker on the car saying your next oil change is in 5,000 miles.

Eat shit you fucking scumbag liars:ak47:

There are always lawyers and legal issues to deal with. Part of being in business.

I usually pay contractors nothing until they start, 1/3 upon start, rest upon my satisfied completion

Get lots and lots of trees and you don't need grass. :thumbsup

My gf and me having some knowledge in the footwork so that we can minimize the cost or at least give the other party a good scare. Lawyers are scum and the work they do a child can do it; and they charge good you for it.!:2 cents:

better yet save money on the domain and ad... find some lawnscaping or garden boards.

bermuda sounds dope