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ytcracker 02-19-2004 10:10 AM

poker laughs and why i love fish
 
Hand #1069989-727 at Vancouver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 18/Feb/04 22:10:13

timmyg16 is at seat 0 with $38.
ytcracker is at seat 1 with $376.75.
carms623 is at seat 2 with $130.50.
rita777 is at seat 3 with $320.25.
queenahearts is at seat 4 with $68.50.
SuzyQZ is at seat 5 with $89.25.
The button is at seat 1.

carms623 posts the small blind of $1.
rita777 posts the big blind of $2.

timmyg16: -- --
ytcracker: 9d 9s
carms623: -- --
rita777: -- --
queenahearts: -- --
SuzyQZ: -- --

Pre-flop:

queenahearts folds. SuzyQZ folds. timmyg16 calls.
ytcracker raises to $4. carms623 folds. rita777
folds. timmyg16 calls.

Flop (board: 6d 9h 4d):

timmyg16 bets $2. ytcracker raises to $4. timmyg16
re-raises to $6. ytcracker re-raises to $8.
timmyg16 calls.

Turn (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac):

timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
re-raises to $12. ytcracker re-raises to $16.
timmyg16 calls.

River (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac 6c):

timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
goes all-in for $10. ytcracker calls.



Showdown:

timmyg16 shows As 6s.
timmyg16 has As 6s 6d Ac 6c: full house, sixes full of aces.
ytcracker shows 9d 9s.
ytcracker has 9d 9s 6d 9h 6c: full house, nines full of sixes.


Hand #1069989-727 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $79.
ytcracker wins $76 with full house, nines full of sixes.

brand0n 02-19-2004 11:50 AM

<>< u say?

thehornydevil 02-19-2004 11:59 AM

:thumbsup

Gamblore 02-19-2004 01:35 PM

These are the assholes I lose to. Fucks that reraise me on the flop with the second pair and i have fucking trips. Good thing for you you drew a monster along with his ass or Mr. Reraise with 6's would have fucking won. Fuck I hate the river.

pornstar2pac 02-19-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
Hand #1069989-727 at Vancouver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 18/Feb/04 22:10:13

timmyg16 is at seat 0 with $38.
ytcracker is at seat 1 with $376.75.
carms623 is at seat 2 with $130.50.
rita777 is at seat 3 with $320.25.
queenahearts is at seat 4 with $68.50.
SuzyQZ is at seat 5 with $89.25.
The button is at seat 1.

carms623 posts the small blind of $1.
rita777 posts the big blind of $2.

timmyg16: -- --
ytcracker: 9d 9s
carms623: -- --
rita777: -- --
queenahearts: -- --
SuzyQZ: -- --

Pre-flop:

queenahearts folds. SuzyQZ folds. timmyg16 calls.
ytcracker raises to $4. carms623 folds. rita777
folds. timmyg16 calls.

Flop (board: 6d 9h 4d):

timmyg16 bets $2. ytcracker raises to $4. timmyg16
re-raises to $6. ytcracker re-raises to $8.
timmyg16 calls.

Turn (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac):

timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
re-raises to $12. ytcracker re-raises to $16.
timmyg16 calls.

River (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac 6c):

timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
goes all-in for $10. ytcracker calls.



Showdown:

timmyg16 shows As 6s.
timmyg16 has As 6s 6d Ac 6c: full house, sixes full of aces.
ytcracker shows 9d 9s.
ytcracker has 9d 9s 6d 9h 6c: full house, nines full of sixes.


Hand #1069989-727 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $79.
ytcracker wins $76 with full house, nines full of sixes.





you playing for real money yt? if so that's a great fish .

C-Bass 02-19-2004 02:33 PM

i am extremely confused

Trent Edison 02-19-2004 02:39 PM

And I think Im going to spend some time learning poker better...

Royaltee_Gee 02-19-2004 02:53 PM

hes no fish, he played his hand.. when your playing $2, $4, theres no skill involved.. its show the best hand poker.....

Your from van? you should contact me, play in some real games... 5k buy in, no limit holdem...

now that's a skill game, all you guys playing this free adult poker tour stuff and antyhing under $10/$20, theres such a minimal ammount of skill involved.... There's an edge, don't get me wrong.. but it's a small edge!

ytcracker 02-19-2004 03:50 PM

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Hand #1069970-2689 at Denver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 19/Feb/04 17:44:00

Omnivor is at seat 0 with $180.25.
GreekHouse is at seat 1 with $203.75.
Negative is at seat 2 with $160.50.
bigbiggins is at seat 3 with $58.50.
yorio23 is at seat 4 with $175.50.
ytcracker is at seat 5 with $237.75.
The button is at seat 3.

yorio23 posts the small blind of $1.
ytcracker posts the big blind of $2.

Omnivor: -- --
GreekHouse: -- --
Negative: -- --
bigbiggins: -- --
yorio23: -- --
ytcracker: Ah Ac

Pre-flop:

Omnivor folds. GreekHouse raises to $4. Negative
calls. bigbiggins calls. yorio23 folds. ytcracker
re-raises to $6. GreekHouse calls. Negative calls.
bigbiggins calls.

Flop (board: 6h 6d Ad):

ytcracker checks. GreekHouse checks. Negative
checks. bigbiggins checks.

Turn (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks):

ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse raises to $8.
Negative folds. bigbiggins folds. ytcracker
re-raises to $12. GreekHouse calls.

River (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks 6c):

ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse calls.



Showdown:

ytcracker shows Ah Ac.
ytcracker has Ah Ac 6h 6d Ad: full house, aces full of sixes.
GreekHouse mucks cards.
(GreekHouse has Jd Kd.)


Hand #1069970-2689 Summary:

$2.75 is raked from a pot of $57.
ytcracker wins $54.25 with full house, aces full of sixes.
----------------------------------------------------------------

i dunno some shit is just funny to me

pornstar2pac 02-19-2004 04:00 PM

I would like to play real money table with you once YT, I like to play with good poker players



do you play any Omaha or 7-card stud hi/lo?

stocktrader23 02-19-2004 04:08 PM

YT you play at party still? Lets lay the smack down on the n/l tables.

axelcat 02-19-2004 04:09 PM

:thumbsup

Rictor 02-19-2004 04:15 PM

Hmm...I think you lucked out on the first hand...heh. River usually kills me.

Royaltee_Gee 02-19-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
----------------------------------------------------------------

Hand #1069970-2689 at Denver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 19/Feb/04 17:44:00

Omnivor is at seat 0 with $180.25.
GreekHouse is at seat 1 with $203.75.
Negative is at seat 2 with $160.50.
bigbiggins is at seat 3 with $58.50.
yorio23 is at seat 4 with $175.50.
ytcracker is at seat 5 with $237.75.
The button is at seat 3.

yorio23 posts the small blind of $1.
ytcracker posts the big blind of $2.

Omnivor: -- --
GreekHouse: -- --
Negative: -- --
bigbiggins: -- --
yorio23: -- --
ytcracker: Ah Ac

Pre-flop:

Omnivor folds. GreekHouse raises to $4. Negative
calls. bigbiggins calls. yorio23 folds. ytcracker
re-raises to $6. GreekHouse calls. Negative calls.
bigbiggins calls.

Flop (board: 6h 6d Ad):

ytcracker checks. GreekHouse checks. Negative
checks. bigbiggins checks.

Turn (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks):

ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse raises to $8.
Negative folds. bigbiggins folds. ytcracker
re-raises to $12. GreekHouse calls.

River (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks 6c):

ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse calls.



Showdown:

ytcracker shows Ah Ac.
ytcracker has Ah Ac 6h 6d Ad: full house, aces full of sixes.
GreekHouse mucks cards.
(GreekHouse has Jd Kd.)


Hand #1069970-2689 Summary:

$2.75 is raked from a pot of $57.
ytcracker wins $54.25 with full house, aces full of sixes.
----------------------------------------------------------------

i dunno some shit is just funny to me



Dude stfu with these hands, your a FISH! your playing 2-4$ buddy... big deal you came out with the better hands, its not like these guys are calling with nothing.... you happen to have bigger fullhouse.. whats so amazing about that... you think that's skills?... :1orglaugh

stocktrader23 02-19-2004 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee




Dude stfu with these hands, your a FISH! your playing 2-4$ buddy... big deal you came out with the better hands, its not like these guys are calling with nothing.... you happen to have bigger fullhouse.. whats so amazing about that... you think that's skills?... :1orglaugh

I bet you're negative xxxx in your poker career.


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