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ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 02:11 AM

help! need new car, donations please.
 
Hi, I'm Nadia and am in desperate need of a new car. The mere sight of my Sunfire depresses me and if I don't get a Mercedes Kompressor soon I will surely die.

I know this may sound like I'm asking for a handout, but this is a time of need and the generosity of GFY has always brought tears to my eyes.

Please donate to a good cause, and rest assured that for every penny donated a smiling moment will blossom in my heart.

http://www.parasite.tv/donate.htm

:( I am so, so sad.

beemk 02-19-2004 02:13 AM

ummmm no

twistyneck 02-19-2004 02:14 AM

Go kill yourself.

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 02:15 AM

you have no idea how deeply I suffer...

if you had a clue you would reach deep into your heart and pockets, for the pain is unbearable.

twistyneck 02-19-2004 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
you have no idea how deeply I suffer...

if you had a clue you would reach deep into your heart and pockets, for the pain is unbearable.

Then obviously suicide is the only way out for you.

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 02:19 AM

I'm further saddened by these heartless replies...

My days of driving seem to have no end... I say to myself: "It'll get better Nadia, some dear soul will contribute to your plight.."

I will try to stay strong, even when the longing for my Kompressor burns bright.

com 02-19-2004 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
you have no idea how deeply I suffer...

if you had a clue you would reach deep into your heart and pockets, for the pain is unbearable.

I just broke my axle on my lexus. Hows about you donate a rear axle ;)

footsex 02-19-2004 02:19 AM

These begging posts are getting out of hand!

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

michel 02-19-2004 02:21 AM

:eek7

Micah - Drizunk 02-19-2004 02:21 AM

My cad needs a 8:71 blower, a set of 22s and a flame job (dont worry I paint, all you have to do is buy materials)

Thats a shitload cheaper than a kompressor, and Im not a filthy whore:321GFY :1orglaugh

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 02:24 AM

I pray for comfort in this time of despair.

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 02:28 AM

doesnt anybody care... doesnt anybody hear my desperate cries?

Platinumpimp 02-19-2004 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
doesnt anybody care... doesnt anybody hear my desperate cries?
guess not :1orglaugh

:321GFY

life's a bitch, ain't it?

kobe 02-19-2004 02:58 AM

Sell your body.. if you got one:Graucho

DraX 02-19-2004 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by footsex
These begging posts are getting out of hand!

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Yes this is going out of hand, they are coming more and more frequenty.

GFY the board for beggers and homeless people

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 03:10 AM

I can't sell my body.

I need your cash.

kobe 02-19-2004 03:32 AM

HINT: sell your car wreck and buy old WV Golf :D

ParasiteTV 02-19-2004 03:37 AM

k. right.

this has gone on for way too long, i pronounce this thread dead.

NB: Those who bought into the sunfire depression/ donation deal: your are now certified morons.

media 02-19-2004 03:40 AM

my thread here: http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...postid=3367783 got me some donations.. only $220 left till I get my TV!!!!!


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