The Husband Store (Joke)
 

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in
Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband
from among many men. The store is comprised of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except
to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
there must be more further up!" And again she heads
up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor
she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have
a nice day.

to be honest i prob would have taken the first floor and ran! the guy i am dating now does not even have a phone

hehehe I say its time to dump him unless you really like him alot :)

I think I would have chose the 2nd floor...

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh women...

As soon as I saw "help with the housework" I'd have been out of that elevator like a bullet shot from a gun.

And in defense of us ladies... it's not that we're never satisfied, it's just that we're insatiably CURIOUS!! :P

Fortunately for me. My hubby does help out with the housework. He just does not cook :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So you told him thats fine but you dont do BJ's?


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i just love that joke...forgot about it until now! it's great everytime

Yep, and he thought to himself "that's fine the girl down the street does".

lol

:1orglaugh

BUUUUUURRRRRRN.

LOL.... I cook ~three nights a week, and help take care of our kid. Not much for a romantic streak though..

Luckily I am already sold, so it doesn't matter...

Haha, priceless!

that was great :thumbsup