Stop the begging threads and get a fucking life!
 

Jesus you bunch of bums, I need money for new tits, I have a tumor in my penis, I really need that new PS2!! Get a job, a life, a girlfriend or whatever, but stop making a fool out of yourself, you online beggers are the worst kind of pahetic human beings on the planet.

Here is my :2 cents: if you feel like buying a clue.

Would it be ok if I took that :2 cents: and put it towards the Fleshlight I've been saving up for ??

No, use it to buy a clue. Looks like you need one

:helpme

At least fleshlights won't beg for a boobjob.

I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men. That's a good cause, isn't it? :)