Darn it, its UK school holidays
 

I hate school holidays.

Kids take the piss out of me.

Give em porn that'll shut em up.

run them over in your car

I'm just back from the shopping centre and you couldn't move for all the damn kids running around, it was a nightmare!

i hated kids when I was a kid

Give them a free password and you won't see them again for days...

Its the car they take the piss out of as its an old Micra. But I keep it as its fun to do photo shoots with.

I will have to take a snap of it to show you.

You, shopping, never...

What UK holiday is it?

It's presidents day here... What a fucking Joke... I miss the good 'ol days when Lincoln and Washington had their birthdays celebrated on their day... But to keep with our LAZY Society, we condensed them into one day and called it presidents day... WHAT A FUCKING DISHONOR to two of our country's great leaders.

:mad:

Three times this last week!!!!

"half-term"

a week of little shits vandalising and being intimidating to the whole adult population

Yikes... lock your doors and bar your windows. :winkwink:

Kids these days would likely just laugh at you and give you a better password:1orglaugh

Ha Ha Ha

True


What is worse is that they can come out with great insults, and you have only 3 options.

1. Try to think of something clever (insulting) to say back, but you cant so you look silly.

2. Say 'go away you little devils', and thus sound 80. And you still want to look cool, so you do not go for that option.

3. Try to look cool, by saying some cool buzz words, such as "Its a bing day", which does sound cool when you say that to your mates. But when you say its to kids, it does not sound cool, and they laugh at you.

What I hate is when I get on a bus on a Saturday, and its full of 14 year old girls. The stuff they say makes me blush.

I may make porn, and be in it, but they have done more wild things then I could think of....

Well it wasn't for me....I was buying a birthday present for someone else!
Don't complain or next time I'll use your money :glugglug

I am smut merchant for christ sake and they make me feel like a prude. I don't care what I do I will never be comfortable with 10 year old kids swearing and making sexual references.