It's Monday Morning -- Who Among You Needs Your Ass Whupped?
 

Violence settles disputes much more effectively than dialogue, despite what drivel the current wisdom brainwashes you with. Violence is THE solution.

Standing offer to all GFYers: I am available for you to vent your rage and/or humiliation. If you need someone to fight, I'm your guy.

Only stipulation: No pussies, sissies, candy asses, nancy boys, women, or spastic non-athletes.

Step on up and earn your respect.

Buff
The Webmaster Slayer

Going to the "Pimpdog" school of marketing now? :1orglaugh

Theres only one pimpdog ( a short prayer of thanks ) We don't need another.

Please and thank you. :)

:thumbsup

Who? Don't compare me to anyone. That could be grounds for getting your ass kicked.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

when ya comin to baton rouge? :winkwink:

Gotta love keyboard warriors :thumbsup

Welcome to GFY, newbie.

wow dude, im sure you big and im sure your strong and im sure you can whoop some ass, but no one cares. im not provoking you in anyway but this anger deal is crazy. your threating alot of people and i read earlier a comment you made about no two people on this board could whoop you, but this board consists of way more then two people and i just seems like suicide to threat such a broad span of people:2 cents:

When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

No rules? :)

Naw. Naw man! Naw! I do believe you could get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

I'm feeling the love!

Well. if you had seen his penis you would understand. Big Ego = Small Penis. Big and strong = Small Penis. Excessive roid use = Small Penis.

Buff is just suffering from "Small Penis" disorder. I'm sorry Buff, but there is no cure.



:(

i could use a good kick upside the head

might knock some sense into me..lol

If that were true than what is all the spam I'm getting for?

I could use a good ass whoopin. Come over after lunch, I'm having your girlfriend over for dinner & I need time to clean up the can of whoop-ass offa the front yard when I beat you down in the driveway.

Haha, my girlfriend could beat YOUR ass down!

Hey, how many thousands of sign-ups did you get from Superhero Brand0n's Genetically Enhanced Traffic?

The people that brag about being able to fight are usually the ones that couldn't fight their ways out of a wet paper bag! It's the quiet ones you have to look out for. :2 cents:

If you have to boost yourself up and pretend you can fight then you're probably not worth my time.

Yes, a spanking sounds kinky to me !:Graucho

You stupid pussy. Have you ever watched a boxing press conference? I suppose Roy Jones, Jr., James Toney, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, and Ivan Drago are all non-fighting pussies?

I have always found that the people who say "I have always found..." are talking out their fucking ass.

Pssst! Look behind the curtain!

ewww! girl germs!

Listen up, Caveman. If you weren't so ignorant (must be with all your brain cells getting constantly bashed in) then you'd realize that boxing is a SHOW! They boost up the fights by talking shit to each other - it makes for better ratings. Nobody is goig to watch a fight that has a love-fest press conference. Pull your head out of your ass long enough to figure that out.

All your chest pounding is only making you look more and more idiotic. So what if you can fight, honestly I could give a shit less if you were Bruce Lee or Urkel. Either way, you're a dumbass that is probably 5' 2" and 115lbs soaking wet. :1orglaugh

Zero! Zilch! Nada! Nothing!

Hey! He is twice that weight at least!

Oh, yeah ! This is a man loving thread !

Go away, buffy :)

I've always loved a good spanking in the morning.

Pay heed, Jethro. You're a fucking pussy, as such you don't even deserve a reply from the only real hero gracing this board with his presence, but since you're an obstinate douchebag, I will explain it to you:

I can fight. I like to fight. Fighting is great for conflict resolution. Just because I talk about fighting doesn't mean I can't fight. People who can fight talk about fighting, including some people who make a living by fighting. Your theory is as bankrupt as your savings account.

Now move along before you get a knuckle sandwich.

You should post that shit and call him out -- after all that shit talking he did!

Buffy and his Girlfriends..
http://cardtraffic.com/members/image...ffic/buffy.jpg

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:Graucho

Just did a Google Image search for "BUFF" and I shit you not, this is the first image that popped up!

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~am...phics/buff.jpg

:1orglaugh - The Truth shall set you free!

Mike AI swore to me they'd never use that footage....

*ahem* that was from my uh... early days in porn... ummm... before I understood how things worked and uhhh... HEY, IT WAS FATHER O'RYAN'S IDEA, OK???

Bet that goes ignored like it has been. :1orglaugh

Bet you should shut your fucking dicksucker like it hasn't been.

XxX, I have no idea when I can get up there, but I look forward to seeing you at Mardi Gras so you can hold the camera while I kick ThunderPussy's teeth in.

moron

Buff,

Did you throwdown with XXXotic? That would be interesting, as XXX is a professional MMA/NHB fighter. :)

Nah, we agreed to meet up at Mardi Gras.

Or else...? :1orglaugh

Joshua, you've been nipping at my heel like a little puppy looking for some attention. Do you want me to give you some attention, little puppy?

bump

I want one

did you ever manage to get financing to head to Iraq and capture 'enemies' for cash?

Buff is so sexy when he tries to be mean :1orglaugh