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KRL 02-16-2004 07:48 AM

Making obscene profits in the oil business.
 
Sweet Profits on a contract to supply 1,500 tons of petroleum per day to the US Army in Kuwait via KBR (Kellogg Brown & Root i.e Halliburton).


Altanmia Marketing Co. (the contract broker - does zero work, they just setup the deal)

Daily Profit on contract $759,567.00


Kuwait Petroleum Co. (the actual oil producing company)

Daily Profit on contract. $386,910.00


Then KBR adds their "let's fuck the US taxpayers even more" profit margin on top of these obscene profits to the final invoice going to the US Department of Defense.


Makes the porn biz look like chump change. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

- Jesus Christ - 02-16-2004 07:50 AM

Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gun.mp3

Basic_man 02-16-2004 07:56 AM

Hahaha, P.I.M.P. Games! :321GFY

KRL 02-16-2004 08:00 AM

The most interesting part. Altanmia Marketing has no prior experience in the oil supply business. It was selected in a one day process in Kuwait with the US Army specifically requesting them. The Kuwaiti government all of a sudden said Altanmia is the only company authorized to sell Kuwaiti Oil into Iraq.

Altanmia Marketing is owned by some powerful businessmen in Kuwait with close business ties to Bush family companies and the ruling Al Sabah family.

And people wonder why we have wars.

:BangBang:

KraZ 02-16-2004 08:18 AM

Wars are for fun and profit ... who says otherwise? Surely not Saddam - he had a lot of fun, a lot of money ...

Bush should wisen up and be open about his true motives too :winkwink:

maxjohan 02-16-2004 08:21 AM

It's funny how much money you can make outside adult.

But that's a big fucking amount of oil too.

I want to sell 1500 tons of porn memberships...


:helpme

hova 02-16-2004 08:21 AM

Thats some niec profit, oil business is sweet. Wish I was a Russian, for some reason there are some russians doing pretty good in oil.

Maximillion 02-16-2004 08:25 AM

Makes me wonder how could one get into the Oil business...

is it a matter of buying up land and digging it up hoping you strike oil like in Saved By The Bell?

VeriSexy 02-16-2004 08:27 AM

Where the hell is my cheap oil? :feels-hot Gas prices still so high :BangBang:

goBigtime 02-16-2004 08:28 AM

The funny thing is they probably only figured they would have have 4 years to pull all this shit.


Now odds are they'll get 4 more.


I hate to imagine what round 2 of "Operation: Get Richer Quick" will look like.

goBigtime 02-16-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Where the hell is my cheap oil? :feels-hot Gas prices still so high :BangBang:
hmm... Haliburton rhymes with I'll be hurtin.

coincidence?... or CONSPIRACY!

You decide. :1orglaugh

scoreman 02-16-2004 09:13 AM

Is there a URL to this KRL?

crockett 02-16-2004 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Sweet Profits on a contract to supply 1,500 tons of petroleum per day to the US Army in Kuwait via KBR (Kellogg Brown & Root i.e Halliburton).


Altanmia Marketing Co. (the contract broker - does zero work, they just setup the deal)

Daily Profit on contract $759,567.00


Kuwait Petroleum Co. (the actual oil producing company)

Daily Profit on contract. $386,910.00


Then KBR adds their "let's fuck the US taxpayers even more" profit margin on top of these obscene profits to the final invoice going to the US Department of Defense.


Makes the porn biz look like chump change. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Also makes the worst cheating scumbags in Adult look like saints... They are charging a outragous prices per gallon of fuel.. The really sad thing is they could buy ther fuel right there in the middle east for pennys on the dollar.. But then Bush's buddies couldn't make a bank..

Basic_man 02-16-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett


Also makes the worst cheating scumbags in Adult look like saints... They are charging a outragous prices per gallon of fuel.. The really sad thing is they could buy ther fuel right there in the middle east for pennys on the dollar.. But then Bush's buddies couldn't make a bank..

Yeah right! :2 cents:

Roger 02-16-2004 09:42 AM

It's not as if they're worst than society itself. Many people would do anything for a buck and so do our politicians.

KRL 02-16-2004 09:50 AM

Wonder how many suitcases go to somebody's Swiss bank account from that each day.

mardigras 02-16-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Where the hell is my cheap oil? :feels-hot Gas prices still so high :BangBang:
You've seen the last of cheap gas, may get a little relief if the economy gets so bad people are cutting out pleasure trips. Oil is completely BS supply and demand unlike other products. What other product do you know who's price goes up immediately depending on what's on the news, even though production hasn't changed?

QualityMpegs 02-16-2004 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
It's funny how much money you can make outside adult.

But that's a big fucking amount of oil too.

I want to sell 1500 tons of porn memberships...


:helpme

rofl...meee too

notjoe 02-16-2004 10:56 AM

Why you guys hating? It's only 272 million dollars/year for doing absolutely nothing!

nap 02-16-2004 11:27 AM

I wonder what type of shady deals are going on under the table if they are this bold to pull this shit off with the world watching.

12clicks 02-16-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Sweet Profits on a contract to supply 1,500 tons of petroleum per day to the US Army in Kuwait via KBR (Kellogg Brown & Root i.e Halliburton).


Altanmia Marketing Co. (the contract broker - does zero work, they just setup the deal)

Daily Profit on contract $759,567.00


Kuwait Petroleum Co. (the actual oil producing company)

Daily Profit on contract. $386,910.00


Then KBR adds their "let's fuck the US taxpayers even more" profit margin on top of these obscene profits to the final invoice going to the US Department of Defense.


Makes the porn biz look like chump change. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The truly funny thing about this is that Halliburton has been doing this for 30yrs. Only when the republicans are in change do the little bitches have a problem with it.:1orglaugh

Jensen 02-16-2004 11:46 AM

why the heck are you guys complaining on the fuel prices? us prices are incredible cheap:

norway 1 gallon = $4.88
us 1 gallon = $1.64

(National Unleaded Average)

12clicks 02-16-2004 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jensen
why the heck are you guys complaining on the fuel prices? us prices are incredible cheap:

norway 1 gallon = $4.88
us 1 gallon = $1.64

(National Unleaded Average)

because we fight socialism, we don't embrace it.:1orglaugh

Intelligence 02-16-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gun.mp3

NBDesign 02-16-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jensen
why the heck are you guys complaining on the fuel prices? us prices are incredible cheap:

norway 1 gallon = $4.88
us 1 gallon = $1.64

(National Unleaded Average)

Because last year we were paying 1.15 on average. Who cares what you pay... some countries pay over 5.00/6.00 per gallon... not my problem.

Good thing Bush gave that big tax break to anyone who bought an SUV in 2003... they will need that money to pay for the gas that thing will suck.

Be prepared folks.. the price of gas in the US will reach over 2.00 by the end of the year (if not higher)....

Thank you George W Bush.... you fucking asshole!!!! :321GFY

GeorgeK 02-16-2004 11:54 AM

What's scary is that if you look at the CIA World Factbook for the USA:

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/us.html

it says that the US is currently consuming around 20 million barrels of oil per day, with 12 million of that being imported (2001 stats). Total proven reserves are 22.45 billion barrels, so at 8 million barrels/day being pumped in the US, that's almost 3 billion barrels/year or only 8 years of supply left. A lot of geopolitics is explained if you believe those stats....

However, folks were predicting that we'd run out of oil "in 10 years" 20 and 30 years ago. :1orglaugh

12clicks 02-16-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
Because last year we were paying 1.15 on average. Who cares what you pay... some countries pay over 5.00/6.00 per gallon... not my problem.

Good thing Bush gave that big tax break to anyone who bought an SUV in 2003... they will need that money to pay for the gas that thing will suck.

Be prepared folks.. the price of gas in the US will reach over 2.00 by the end of the year (if not higher)....

Thank you George W Bush.... you fucking asshole!!!! :321GFY

I'll give you a cookie if you can link Bush with higher gas prices (coherently)

Jensen 02-16-2004 12:07 PM

wow.. over 2! :1orglaugh

NBDesign 02-16-2004 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


I'll give you a cookie if you can link Bush with higher gas prices (coherently)

Sorry 12 Clicks... not gonna start wioth you today.. if you cannot see the connection.. then you are blind.

I know you are a bush lover and think he is doing a good job... so do a lot of other simple minded people. Wake up brother....

NBDesign 02-16-2004 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jensen
wow.. over 2! :1orglaugh
My Jeep has a 15 gal tank and gets 16 miles to the gallon... I fill up every other day (depending)... Our PU 25 gal tank and 17 miles per gallon...

May not be as much as you pay... but at 2.00, that is almost double what WE are use to paying.

Head 02-16-2004 12:16 PM

Better your country than mine!

KRL 02-16-2004 12:50 PM

I have no problem with people making obscene profits if they work for it. But this is bullshit.

Altanmia is just a bogus so called middle man marketing company setup to funnel close to $30 Million a month into some lazy ass rich bastard arabs and under the table and then through side door deals to you know who down in Texas.

<IMX> 02-16-2004 01:09 PM

Welcome to the world of oil.
The profits are so immense, that people don't have to do much of anything.

Even the folks who manage the companies barely do much of anything, they are paid for their association with the royal family (not education or intelligence)...the folks who do the real work are American, British and Indian engineers.

Not to call out Bush, but he did get some of that arabian investment money into some of his failed oil ventures ;)

Makes you wonder what they thought

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I have no problem with people making obscene profits if they work for it. But this is bullshit.

Altanmia is just a bogus so called middle man marketing company setup to funnel close to $30 Million a month into some lazy ass rich bastard arabs and under the table and then through side door deals to you know who down in Texas.


gornyhuy 02-16-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I have no problem with people making obscene profits if they work for it. But this is bullshit.

Altanmia is just a bogus so called middle man marketing company setup to funnel close to $30 Million a month into some lazy ass rich bastard arabs and under the table and then through side door deals to you know who down in Texas.

Its not what you know its WHO you know.
And I know NOBODY. :(

12clicks 02-16-2004 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
Sorry 12 Clicks... not gonna start wioth you today.. if you cannot see the connection.. then you are blind.

I know you are a bush lover and think he is doing a good job... so do a lot of other simple minded people. Wake up brother....

oh look, more facts for the simpleton.:1orglaugh
typical.
if the connection is so simple, spit it the fuck out.
this is why liberals are never taken seriously.

VeriSexy 02-16-2004 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
Because last year we were paying 1.15 on average. Who cares what you pay... some countries pay over 5.00/6.00 per gallon... not my problem.

Good thing Bush gave that big tax break to anyone who bought an SUV in 2003... they will need that money to pay for the gas that thing will suck.

Be prepared folks.. the price of gas in the US will reach over 2.00 by the end of the year (if not higher)....

Thank you George W Bush.... you fucking asshole!!!! :321GFY

Tax break on SUVs??? WTF Wonder who thought of that :1orglaugh

Rich 02-16-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


The truly funny thing about this is that Halliburton has been doing this for 30yrs. Only when the republicans are in change do the little bitches have a problem with it.:1orglaugh

In the past 4 years they went from the number 37 government contractor (they highest they had ever been), to number 7. It's hilarious to see fake republicans like you think all this illegal shit is going to one day help you out, like you're in some secret club. Guess what, you're getting fucked in the ass too, but for some reason you really seem to enjoy it. One day you'll have to figure out how to dislodge your head from your ass. I think it's the handlebar mustache keeping it stuck up there.

NBDesign 02-16-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

oh look, more facts for the simpleton.:1orglaugh
typical.
if the connection is so simple, spit it the fuck out.
this is why liberals are never taken seriously.

Why do you keep calling me liberal... I belong to no party. I vote for the person who is the lesser of the 2 evils... shit, there ain't no political party worth a shit... not republican, democrat or liberal. They all lie, cheat and fuck us over to benifit their own personal endevours.

Rich 02-16-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

oh look, more facts for the simpleton.:1orglaugh
typical.
if the connection is so simple, spit it the fuck out.
this is why liberals are never taken seriously.

lol, how many times did Clinton get elected? I think it was 8 years of peace and prosperity actually, sounds pretty serious to me.

Let's see how many years Bill thinks Bush is going to be President...

http://www.globalforum.com/asne/clinton.jpg

Like father like son I guess. I can't wait to hear you cry in November.

NBDesign 02-16-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich


lol, how many times did Clinton get elected? I think it was 8 years of peace and prosperity actually, sounds pretty serious to me.

Let's see how many years Bill thinks Bush is going to be President...

http://www.globalforum.com/asne/clinton.jpg

Like father like son I guess. I can't wait to hear you cry in November.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sperbonzo 02-16-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Where the hell is my cheap oil? :feels-hot Gas prices still so high :BangBang:

Out of a $1.70 per gallon about 60 to 65 cents a gallon are for taxes.......in the UK, where gas is about $6 per gallon, $4.50 is for taxes.


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