Ever wonder why they don't make 5" dildos?
 

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Ever wonder why they don't make fat, wrinkled realdolls ?

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looks like they do

what the fuck are going ?

probably for midgets :)

I thought the thickness was more important than the length

Thats not what your girlfriend says :winkwink:

ever why they dont attach a fat beergut to a dildo?

http://www.therubbertree.com/images/elvgrenz.jpg


That is pictured right next to those 5" 'comfy cocks' -- go figure :)

Glad to know my thimble dick is actually just "cumfy"... :)

I used to make dildos from 5 to 10 inches!

Guess which sold best!!!:winkwink:

Small dildos are for experimenting in anal.

...so I've heard:1orglaugh

They make small dildos. Good for butt sex and women who aren't size queens. I don't think the average woman wants to shove 12 inches of rubber up her pussy.

Drop your pants get yourself hard - theres the answer.

Hey, isn't normal overrated?

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The average woman may not wanna shove 12 inches of rubber in her but she does want to feel something..

lmfao

Well, if they could make a 5 inch dildo that could take out the garbage and do laundry....

I had a girlfriend that got one of those jumbo dongs as a gag gift and she actually used the thing. This same chick wouldn't take my weiner up her butt though.