How to cure Jet Lag?
 

Not looking forward to a 16 hour jet lag. You guys got any advise?

Fly back to where you started :Graucho

LOL:thumbsup

Stay awake until the following night (destination time), by then you'll be ready for a good nights sleep. Seems to help me. :2 cents:

Jack Daniels.

This makes sense, I'll try it out. Thanks!

Einstein's theory of relativity proves that if you fly around the globe - and you fly faster than the speed of light - you will come back home before you left.

So if you fucked a virgin on a plane that was going faster than the speed of light , then you travelled back in time, would she still be a virgin..

AHA !!!!! Smokey's theory of virgin fucking has been proven.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

melatonin..when you arrive take it at that time zone's appropriate bed time.

it doesnt prove that. why do you think they call it a theory. its also a rediculous idea

Hey Gene, I'd suggest you make sure you are well hydrated days before the trip, during the flight and afterwards. Get up and move around on the plane as well -- go to bathroom a few times if you don't want to seem like you're just wandering.. Also stretch, even when sitting in your seat. Also, keep yourself busy on the plane. If there's an onboard movie or two, watch one or both and nap inbetween. Meals are also something to fill time and look forward to. Take a drink of whatever whenever they offer it (non-alcoholic will help you stay hydrated as well). I'd also suggest dressing as comfortably as possible, light is usually the best and just ask for a blanket if plane gets cold. Take your shoes off too, make sure to stretch / wiggle them throughout the flight though too.

If you keep stretching and hydration in mind you'll be fine. Nap when you feel like napping.

Cheers,
Matt

Stay up all night the night before the trip and sleep on the plane, when you arrive you wont have any jet lag, and wont remember the long ass trip. I do it all the time.

getting blowjob cures jetlag.

I like to sleep through it.

sleep on the plane

I find it so difficult to sleep on planes so I'm not looking forward to the 11 hour flight to Cancun next month, thinking about taking sleeping pills or something. Anyone else got any ideas?

I regularly fly from the UK to Los Angeles - the best thing to do is stay awake until it is nighttime at your destination. Stock up on Pro Plus tablets before you leave, and drink plenty of water on the flights.

It would be better to do these things progressively, but if you didnt the only solution is that one, but you will be mentally fucked for 1-2 days :1orglaugh

2 points

1. technically it proves that traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible.

2. It WAS proven, not in theory but in pratice- By Superman.

Drink lots of water and have a small nap before you leave

Smoke a joint.