Is Mary Magdalene Still Escorting?
 

I'm looking for that complete girlfriend experience.

The GFE, eh?

Have you guys read the details of that Davinci Code stuff...

Very compelling, particularly the details that correlate with Davinci's paintings like in the last supper. Mary Magdeline plays a very very prominent role that the elders of the early church decided to CRUSH in their mysoginist views.

Sorry to disappoint you but Mary Magdalene was never a prostitute. No place will you find it written that she was in either the Old or New Testament.

So you'll have to find yourself some other hot historical pussy. How about Cleopatra, I hear she's got killer gams. :Graucho