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- Jesus Christ - 02-14-2004 08:09 PM

Anyone have a used realdoll for sale?
 
I'm in the market for a used real doll in decent condition. :1orglaugh

Spunky 02-14-2004 08:10 PM

Yuck..its just like wearing somebody elses underwear. Thats gross

p3rsian 02-14-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I'm in the market for a used real doll in decent condition. :1orglaugh

:helpme

msthumbs 02-14-2004 08:15 PM

dude...where's that lovely sig of yours..you know..the thing on the never-ending quest

Evil1 02-14-2004 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I'm in the market for a used real doll in decent condition. :1orglaugh
Your hand is cheaper and you should know where the fuck its been

chodadog 02-14-2004 08:19 PM

As disturbing as it would be if someone were actually looking for a used real doll, i do find it funny that people seem grossed out by the idea of it, but have no problem banging a chick that's been around the block more than a few times.

At least the real doll ain't going to be carrying VD. And just how many of those sluts are going to let you douche them with a garden hose. Hahahaha.

Evil1 02-14-2004 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
As disturbing as it would be if someone were actually looking for a used real doll, i do find it funny that people seem grossed out by the idea of it, but have no problem banging a chick that's been around the block more than a few times.
The chick can be washed, the chick also moves, also, forplay isnt patching cracks with silicone with a real woman, and with a real woman, you can say "time to go" and it wanders away, most men wanna sleep, not clean, repair, and repackage tonights peice of ass.

chodadog 02-14-2004 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1


The chick can be washed, the chick also moves, also, forplay isnt patching cracks with silicone with a real woman, and with a real woman, you can say "time to go" and it wanders away, most men wanna sleep, not clean, repair, and repackage tonights peice of ass.

What's that got to do with anything? Everyone is making "ewww" comments and stuff about the fact that it would be used. Well hell, take a look at some of the bitches some of you guys sleep with, and what is the difference, in terms of hygiene? Sweet fuck all.

- Jesus Christ - 02-14-2004 08:28 PM

You can't shoot diluted clorox into a real girls vagina/mouth.....


or can you.....

erehwon 02-14-2004 08:30 PM

How bout a Real Hamster?
http://www.realhamster.com

Evil1 02-14-2004 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog


What's that got to do with anything? Everyone is making "ewww" comments and stuff about the fact that it would be used. Well hell, take a look at some of the bitches some of you guys sleep with, and what is the difference, in terms of hygiene? Sweet fuck all.

Guess i just dont understand the point of fucking 75 pounds of silicone, why not save 5 grand and cram your dick back and forth between your matress and boxspring?

chodadog 02-14-2004 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1


Guess i just dont understand the point of fucking 75 pounds of silicone, why not save 5 grand and cram your dick back and forth between your matress and boxspring?

Jesus christ. You are one dopey fuck. I'm not talking about the pleasure of having sex with a woman compared to fucking a real doll. I'm commenting on the "eww" remarks about a real doll being used. Most women are "used" and quite a few carry some nasty STD's with them, too.

KC 02-14-2004 08:43 PM

I could hook you up with a used rubber if you want.

JensMoviePost 02-14-2004 08:44 PM

I sale used condoms

<IMX> 02-14-2004 08:47 PM

lol...

which is worse somebody wanting to buy a used real doll, or somebody trying to sell it...

:1orglaugh

Mikey_219Inc 02-14-2004 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
... why not save 5 grand and cram your dick back and forth between your matress and boxspring?
:1orglaugh i tried that when i was like 14 ... i think my dick was raw for a few days

- Jesus Christ - 02-14-2004 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc


:1orglaugh i tried that when i was like 14 ... i think my dick was raw for a few days



Seriously this works....

Take a big freezer bag and fill it with warm water then fold it in half lube it up and fuck it.

Or you could buy a heating pad, roll it up, shove it between the mattress and lube it.

I want a real doll more for the shock value of having a full sized realistic sillicone doll on my couch, thats why I don't care if its used.

Firehorse 02-14-2004 09:04 PM

The shock value would be priceless lol

SLAiN787 02-14-2004 09:06 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chodadog 02-14-2004 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Firehorse
The shock value would be priceless lol
Haha. Indeed. It would be hilarious to see the number of people that would attempt to start a conversation with it.

A while back, i had this life size cardboard cutout of a guy from the Footy Show (a rugby league show in Australia). Anyways, i put him at the door one time. It was hilarious. People were either scared to see this strange man standing at my door like a bouncer, or they attempted to talk to him. I caught a door to door salesman giving him a sales pitch one time, and i casually walked over and moved the poster to the side.

"Can i help you?"

The guy just blushed and walked away. I guess through the screen door, he might have looked real.

Ash@phpFX 02-15-2004 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I'm in the market for a used real doll in decent condition. :1orglaugh
when you are finished with it send it on over to me

mule 02-15-2004 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Yuck..its just like wearing somebody elses underwear. Thats gross
More like re-using someone else's condom

Manowar 02-15-2004 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon
How bout a Real Hamster?
http://www.realhamster.com

that is just wrong in so many ways

KRL 02-15-2004 06:00 AM

http://users2.ev1.net/~jimbobwan/gij79.htm

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Intelligence 02-15-2004 08:50 AM

ROFL EVERYONE GO TO "REALHAMSTER"

VeriSexy 02-15-2004 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
As disturbing as it would be if someone were actually looking for a used real doll, i do find it funny that people seem grossed out by the idea of it, but have no problem banging a chick that's been around the block more than a few times.

At least the real doll ain't going to be carrying VD. And just how many of those sluts are going to let you douche them with a garden hose. Hahahaha.

:1orglaugh So true


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